Verse 1

Pull up to McDonalds

Cause im the biggest MC

At the register they ask any one else coming

I tell em nah its all for me

Then I get dessert

Slurp up all the ice cream

Machine is never broken cause I pay the repair fee

Pay the bill leave em a few extra G’s

Got a pay extra its hard work to feed me

All week the see me

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

If its closed i go to wendy’s

I pay with pennies

Cause there ice cream not as good

Doesn't have the homemade cream

That’s fire low-key

One taste and im like golly gee

I would like fifteen more please

Ill pay in full G

Plus 5 more gees

Put it all around my d

My dog lick it off for me

He even lick off all the pee

Im like god damn

Oh jeez, that’s a whole lot of cream

I don't do lean

I don’t do weed

All I really need is to slurp some cream

Stay off drugs kids just do cream

Chorus

Oh mickey d

Oh mickey d

You have the best sauce

and you have the best cream

Oh mickey d

Oh mickey d

You have the best sauce

and you have the best cream

I would die for your burgers and fries

Tastes so nice I would go to heaven twice

I would die for your burgers and fries

Tastes so nice I would go to heaven twice

Verse 2

Sometimes I like like to go through the drive through

Sometimes its tastes better when I do

Sometimes they make my milkshake more blue

I hold up the whole they

People like what's taking so much time

Cause I order 20 meals with burgers and fries

They yell at my like why

But they shouldn't even try

They should just go by

And be like he there big guy

Can we try a fry

No there all for my

You little starving dweeb

But that's all they see

All the see is hate

Im like shut the fuck up go learn to master bait

To fish in the lake

Y'all are fake

Y’all ain’t at the top like me and drake

Y’all call me overweight

But you over hate

Y’all over vape

Y’all over r

Fill in the blank

Hurry up and think

Chorus

Oh mickey d

Oh mickey d

You have the best sauce

and you have the best cream

Oh mickey d

Oh mickey d

You have the best sauce

and you have the best cream

I would die for your burgers and fries

Tastes so nice I would go to heaven twice

I would die for your burgers and fries

Tastes so nice I would go to heaven twice

Verse 3

Mcdonalds just tastes so right

Makes my days so bright

Even in the night

Cause they keep on the lights

To very tall heights

Couldn't fly there with a kite

I’ll pull up to grab some quick bights

And i still got full sight

See all the fries

With my own eyes

With all of the guys

Who came back from dubai

There done with chai

They only want real food

Mcdonalds thats right

They like to fight

Over who gets the last fry

Im like why

I’ll just order more guys

But not five guys

Cause thats all lies

I changed my mind

I gotta do what’s right

Outro

Eat that french fry

Good boy