Crime-Biting Bruins - v7 - Don't Worry We Found a new Base
[Musical Soundscape Prompt] A cartoonish orchestral piece. It starts with a ridiculously pompous, grand fanfare (like 'Also Sprach Zarathustra') played badly by a clumsy tuba, with heavy reverb. The song is heroic, echoey, and lazy. The bridge abruptly shifts to a sneaky, menacing, quiet theme with a low string drone, featuring a cold, spoken-word threat. The finale returns to the grand fanfare, but now it's extremely slow, sleepy, and muffled, ending with four loud, echoing snores.
Crime-Biting Bruins - v7 - Don't Worry We Found a new Base
[Musical Soundscape Prompt] A cartoonish orchestral piece. It starts with a ridiculously pompous, grand fanfare (like 'Also Sprach Zarathustra') played badly by a clumsy tuba, with heavy reverb. The song is heroic, echoey, and lazy. The bridge abruptly shifts to a sneaky, menacing, quiet theme with a low string drone, featuring a cold, spoken-word threat. The finale returns to the grand fanfare, but now it's extremely slow, sleepy, and muffled, ending with four loud, echoing snores.
Lyrics
Music Intro: A ridiculously pompous, grand orchestral fanfare, like 'Also Sprach Zarathustra', but played badly, with a prominent, clumsy tuba. An echoey reverb is on all the sounds.
[Bear 1, voice echoing, as if at a podium in a vast, empty hall] "We, the noble Bruins of Justice... in recognition of... our... continued service..." [Bear 3, whispering] "And our... general awesomeness..." [Bear 1] "...do hereby present ourselves... with this... giant, shiny... Key to the City!" [Sound of a heavy, decorative brass key clattering on a tile floor.] [Bear 2, 'Barnaby', sniffing it] "Does it... open the... pastry... case?" [Bear 1] "No, Barnaby! It opens... THE CONVENTION CENTER! Our new Fortress of Justice!" [Bear 4, 'Stanley'] "Ooooh. Carpeted."
[Verse 1] [All Bears, singing heroically, voices echoing] "We found it by the fountain! A novelty of brass!" "We held a grand procession... across the new-mown grass!" "We've 'liberated' this new lair! A hall of vast domain!" [Bear 3, spoken] "We're 'protecting' it from... 'conventions'..." [Bear 2, spoken] "And... 'corporate strain'!"
[Chorus 1] [All Bears, singing] "We are the Bruins of Justice! This is our new decree!" "This carpeted convention hall is our new 'Base of O'!" [Bear 1] "The 'Main Ballroom' is for napping!" [Bear 4] "The 'Expo Hall' is, too!" [All] "It's the fortress of our justice! And... we're not letting you through!"
[Verse 2] [Music: The heroic theme continues, but lazier. A slow, sleepy rhythm.] [Bear 1, singing] "The acoustics here are perfect! Our snores can really boom!" [Bear 3] "We've 'secured' the coat-check closet! It's now the... 'Tactical... Broom... Room'!" [Bear 2, spoken, looking at a schedule on the wall] "Captain... the 'events calendar' is... full. It says 'Wedding Expo'." [Bear 1, spoken, rubbing his paws together] "Excellent! 'Full' of... 'appetizers'... for the... 'patrol'!"
[Bridge] [Music: The heroic theme stops. It gets quiet, sneaky, and a little menacing. A low string note and a slow high-hat.] [Bear 1, singing, no longer "heroic," just a low, rumbling growl] "A note to all the staff here... the 'catering' must stay." "We 'need' our 'fresh refreshments'... delivered every day." [Bear 3] "We saw the 'Standing Order'... for shrimp and tiny quiche..." [Bear 2] "Just leave the trays outside the door, it's... 'for our... inner peace'."
[Bear 1, spoken, voice dropping to a cold, clear warning] "Just... leave the food by the main door. And then... walk away. Because if you disrupt us... you will become part of the feast." [Bear 4, 'Stanley', whispering] "The 'Special of the Day'..." [Bear 1, spoken, almost a purr] "And you... probably... won't like that."
[Chorus 2] [Music: The heroic fanfare returns, but it's very slow, sleepy, and muffled.] [All Bears, singing, yawning] "We are the Bruins of... [YAWN]... Justice! This is our... new decree..." "This giant hall... with carpets... is our new... 'Base of... Zzzzz'..." [Bear 1, muffled, as if face-down on the carpet] "This fortress... is now... ours... to... keep..."
Outro] [Music: The grand fanfare from the beginning, but it deflates with a sad trombone 'wah-wah-wooomp'.] [Sound: A hotel service bell DING!] [Bear 1, talking in his sleep] "Leave the... 'justice'... by the... door... and... don't... make... eye... contact..." [Four LOUD, amplified snores begin, echoing through the vast convention hall.] [Fade out.