Discord Crusher
BPM: 132 Key: F Minor (Swing scale) Genre Tags: Electro Swing, Glitch Hop, Nu-Jazz, J-Rap, Chaos Pop. Vocals Tags: Male vocals (acting as female), Pitch-shifted ad-libs, Fast-Rap, Scat singing, Whispering, Manic Laughter, Theatrical, "Ikebo" false drops, "Kawaii" affectations. Instrument Tags: Brass Section (Trumpet, Saxophone stabs), Upright Bass (Walking bass line), Honky-tonk Piano, 808 Kick Drums, Glitch effects, Discord notification sound samples (modified), Typing ASMR percussion, Slap Bass, Synthesizer leads. Mood Tags: Mischievous, Unhinged, High-Energy, Deceptive, Narcissistic, Playful, Chaotic, Groovy, Satirical.
Discord Crusher
BPM: 132 Key: F Minor (Swing scale) Genre Tags: Electro Swing, Glitch Hop, Nu-Jazz, J-Rap, Chaos Pop. Vocals Tags: Male vocals (acting as female), Pitch-shifted ad-libs, Fast-Rap, Scat singing, Whispering, Manic Laughter, Theatrical, "Ikebo" false drops, "Kawaii" affectations. Instrument Tags: Brass Section (Trumpet, Saxophone stabs), Upright Bass (Walking bass line), Honky-tonk Piano, 808 Kick Drums, Glitch effects, Discord notification sound samples (modified), Typing ASMR percussion, Slap Bass, Synthesizer leads. Mood Tags: Mischievous, Unhinged, High-Energy, Deceptive, Narcissistic, Playful, Chaotic, Groovy, Satirical.
Lyrics
Intro - Spoken
“Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the midnight server."
Verse
鏡の前で Check it out (Check it out) 喉仏（のどぼとけ）隠して Makeup (Makeup) 今日のアバターは SS tier 甘い声色（こわいろ）で Fishing now (Yeah, yeah)
ボイスチェンジャー ノイズは Clear 「初めまして」って 嘘の Career 群がる Guys は 金魚のフン 撒き餌（まきえ） パクつく 哀れな Goon
画面の向こう 俺はパジャマ姿の おっさん (Ojisan!) だけどここでは 誰もが崇める 女神様 (Megami-sama!) 通知が鳴り止まない DMの嵐 既読スルーで 焦らすのが 俺の嗜（たしな）み
Pre-Chorus
純情な Boy (Simp!) 勘違いの Koi (Love!) スパチャの雨 降らせてよ More and More
「君だけだよ」なんて 囁けばイチコロ Ready to break it down? 3, 2, 1, BAN!
Chorus
I’m the Discord Crusher, playing with your heart
Tearing your little community apart
Sweet little lies in a voice chat room
Leading you all to your digital doom!
Oh, click-clack, typing out a tragedy
I’m the glitch in your perfect fantasy
Queen of the server, but the King of the trolls
Collecting your secrets and stealing your souls! (Swing! Swing! Swing!)
Verse
古参の Mod も 手のひらで Dance 内部崩壊 招く Romance A君とB君 仲違いさせて 「私のせいで喧嘩しないで...🥺」 (Tehepero!)
裏では爆笑 草生える www (Warawara) 平和な枠（わく）とか マジで邪魔 嫉妬の炎で 燃やせ Timeline スクショ晒（さら）して 越える Red line
ネカマの美学 それは Art 騙される方が 悪いんだって Smart 沼（ぬま）にハマれば 抜け出せない 底なしの愛？ いいえ、底なしの Lie
Pre-Chorus
Synthesizer solo
盲目な Knight (Fight!) 正義感の Bite (Right!) 鯖主（さばぬし）さえも 狂わせる Pheromone (Virtual!) 「BANしないで」って 泣き真似はお手の物 Ready to shut it down? 3, 2, 1, Boom!
Chorus
I’m the Discord Crusher, watch the drama rise
Fooled by the anime profile eyes
Server muted, but you hear me laugh
Cutting your member count right in half!
Oh, tick-tock, waiting for the ban hammer
Lost in the noise and the text chat clamor
Girl of your dreams is a nightmare inside
Enjoy the rollercoaster, it’s a hell of a ride! (Jump! Jump! Jump!)
Bridge
可愛いあの子は どこにもいない 幻想（ファンタジー）抱いて 眠ればいい お前の課金は 俺の酒代 ご馳走様 養分（ようぶん）たちよ
「あ、マイク入ってた？ なんちゃって！」
Guitar & Brass Solo
Chorus
I’m the Discord Crusher, king of the masquerade
Drinking the tea on the mess I made
Delete the channel, erase the history
Leaving you all with a unsolved mystery!
Oh, zig-zag, running through the firewall
Watching the admins trip and fall
Thank you for playing, your time is done
Creating chaos is just so much fun! (Bye! Bye! Bye!)
Outro
新しい鯖（サーバー） 探しに行こう 次はどこの 平和を壊そう？ URL踏んだら それが合図 Discord Crusher
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