(Verse 1)

If I had a nickel for every time,

I spilled my drink on the subway line,

I'd have two nickels, can you believe?

It's not a lot, but man, what a weave.

(Pre-Chorus)

First time was a Friday, laughing with my friends,

The second on a Monday, that’s when chaos begins.

(Chorus)

Two nickels and a memory,

A clumsy life's my remedy.

It’s funny how twice I fell,

In a tale I know too well.

Just two silly coins in my pocket,

But the stories, oh, they rock it!

(Verse 2)

If I had a nickel for every time,

I wore mismatched shoes and felt sublime,

I'd have two nickels, yeah, it's absurd,

But last week’s fashion, that's my word.

(Pre-Chorus)

First date at the café, tripped on my lace,

The second time I laughed, missed my saving grace.

(Chorus)

Two nickels and a memory,

A clumsy life's my remedy.

It’s funny how twice I fell,

In a tale I know too well.

Just two silly coins in my pocket,

But the stories, oh, they rock it!

(Bridge)

Here’s to the days when I lose my way,

With every little moment, I find a ray.

Life’s not perfect, but I don’t mind,

With two nickels, I’m rich in time.

(Chorus)

Two nickels and a memory,

A clumsy life's my remedy.

It’s funny how twice I fell,

In a tale I know too well.

Just two silly coins in my pocket,

But the stories, oh, they rock it!

(Outro)

So if you see me on the street,

With a smile and my mismatched feet,

Just know I’ve got my two nickels here,

Filled with laughter, love, and cheer!