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This Christmas Fife And Drum Blues P-funk track bursts in with syncopated fife and sharp snare, joined by thumping marching bass drum, playful sleigh bells, wah-wah guitar, slinky funk bass, and occasional bluesy slide. Horn stabs drive the groove-heavy verses; bubbling clavinet, swirling synths, and folk-classical strings color breakdowns. Gang shouts, blues lead, rich doo-wop harmonies, and soaring soprano weave through psychedelic textures, building to a jubilant orchestral P-funk/blues finale with layered woodwinds and celebratory brass.
X-Mas Man đ đđ€¶
This Christmas Fife And Drum Blues P-funk track bursts in with syncopated fife and sharp snare, joined by thumping marching bass drum, playful sleigh bells, wah-wah guitar, slinky funk bass, and occasional bluesy slide. Horn stabs drive the groove-heavy verses; bubbling clavinet, swirling synths, and folk-classical strings color breakdowns. Gang shouts, blues lead, rich doo-wop harmonies, and soaring soprano weave through psychedelic textures, building to a jubilant orchestral P-funk/blues finale with layered woodwinds and celebratory brass.
Lyrics
Instrumental Intro
(Merry X-Mas)
Instrumental Interlude
(X-Mas Man)
Intro
The X-Mas Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the utility X-Mas Research kitchen...
Verse 1
Reaching for an oversized chrome... Dome,
He gathers an Intimate quantity of dried Merry X-Mas
Remnants and brushing his superpower aside,
Proceeds to dump these inside of his X-shirt...
Break
He turns to us and speaks:
Pre-Chorus
"Some people like... 'The Avengers'Â better...
I for one care less for them!"
Instrumental Interlude
(Merry X-Mas)
Verse 2
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas
Snoot of a fully charged X-Mutation anointment utensil,
He 'poot's forth... a quarter-ounce...
green...
Hu-u-ulk,
oh ah (haa, haa... let's try that again...!)
He 'poots' forth a quarter-ounce green Hulk...
Near the summit of a dense,
But radiant X-Mas Man of his own design...
Instrumental Interlude
(X-Mas Man)
Break
Later he says:
Pre-Chorus
"Some people...
some people like 'Avengers'
Exclusively, while myself, I say,
There is naught nor ought there be nothing
So exalted on the face of god's Grey
Earth as that prince of Christmas...
Break
the X-Man!"
Chorus
Girl you thought he was a X-Mas Man,
But he was an X-Mas...
He hung around till you found,
That he didn't know Christmas,
Girl you thought he was a X-Mas Man,
But he only was X-puffin',
No cries is heard in the Christmas night,
As a result of him X-stuffin',
Instrumental
(Merry X-Mas)
Instrumental Bridge
(X-Mas Man)
Verse 4
Girl you thought he was a X-Mas Man,
But he only was X-puffin',
No cries is heard in the Christmas night,
As a result of him X-stuffin',
Instrumental Interlude
(Merry X-Mas)
Outro
Jingle Frostwhisk on trombone,
Napoleon Pepper Twinkletoes on tenor sax and lead vocals,
Holly Mistlefluff on drums,
Tinsel Snowbright on bass,
Candy Sparklepuff on slide,
Bells Jollywink on keyboards,
Captain Sinterklaas on vocals and soprano sax and X-Mass.
Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it.
Goodnight
North, Pole,
wherever you are...
Instrumental
(X-Mas Man)
Instrumental Ending
(Merry X-Mas Man)