Verse 1

I saw you pull up, with a cart full of stress

70 gallons of water, what's the mess?

You're stockpiling like it's the end of days

But I gotta ask, what's the need for all that H2O in every way?

Chorus

Why the hell do you need so much water, it just don't make sense

Why not just come in the store, and make some other expense?

No one needs that much bottled water, it's just not right

You're wasting space, and my patience, day and night

Verse 2

I get it, you want to be prepared, for the unknown

But 70 gallons, that's just not shown

You're hoarding like a pro, but what's the goal?

Are you planning on a drought, or a zombie apocalypse role?

Chorus

Why the hell do you need so much water, it just don't make sense

Why not just come in the store, and make some other expense?

No one needs that much bottled water, it's just not right

You're wasting space, and my patience, day and night

Bridge

I'm not trying to be rude, but it's just my two cents

You're taking up too much space, and it makes no sense

Just come on in, and grab what you need

No need to stockpile, like you're in a water war, indeed

Chorus

Why the hell do you need so much water, it just don't make sense

Why not just come in the store, and make some other expense?

No one needs that much bottled water, it's just not right

You're wasting space, and my patience, day and night