[Spoken Intro – smooth, laughing softly]
Fufufu~…
Oh Pepper… look at you~
All fluffy and grumpy in that adorable bunny suit…
(soft fox laugh)
You’re killing me here. So cute when you’re mad.

[Verse 1]
I saw you sleeping, tail all curled
Thought “why not make my dragon world?”
White fluff, pink ears, basket full of dreams
Who knew a kobold could look so sweet?
Those big green eyes behind the hood
Trying hard to stay all mean and rude
But every hop you take, I swear it’s true
You make my wicked heart go “kyaa~” for you

[Pre-Chorus]
Little claws in fluffy sleeves
Fire drake in pastel leaves
You threaten me with every glare
But all I hear is “pet me there~”

[Chorus – bright, laughing]
Hop hop, my little nightmare bun!
Look at you, you’re almost fun!
Eggs and flowers, pastel glow
But danger in that scaly tail, I know~
Hop hop, don’t you growl at me
I dressed you up so perfectly
You can bite and you can hiss
But deep inside you look like this — fufufu~!

[Verse 2]
You say you’ll remember, you’ll make me pay
I’m already counting down the days
When you chase me through the cherry trees
Katana drawn, but smiling, please
Magic sparks and foxfire bright
I’ll dodge your claws and tease all night
You’re my favorite monster in disguise
My grumpy bunny, what a prize

[Pre-Chorus]
Soft white fur can’t hide the flame
I love the way you play the game
Call it war, call it a threat
I just think you’re the best pet… yet~

[Chorus – bigger, more playful]
Hop hop, my little nightmare spring!
Sharp teeth but you’re my everything
You can plot and you can scheme
But you still look cute in that bunny dream
Hop hop, come and catch me slow
I’ll let you win… maybe… no~
You’re sweet now, but you’re still my beast
And I love teasing you the least… ahaha~!

[Bridge – softer, almost affectionate with sly laughter]
Pretty lies in fluffy white
You hate it… but you look just right
One day I’ll let you burn it down
But today… you wear the crown
(fox laugh fading into whisper)
My scary dragon… in a dress…
Too precious. I confess~

[Final Chorus – theatrical, full energy]
Hop hop, last call my dear
Welcome to my fox-fire year!
Every egg I painted bright
Was just to see you lose the fight
Hop hop, song is almost through
I’d do it all again for you
Sing along while you still can —
Next time… maybe cat ears, little man~!

[Outro – smooth, warm, with one last soft laugh]
…Keep the costume.
It suits you.
(fufufu~)
Now come here…
Before I make it permanent.