Me and my buddy took some LSD

Now we’re sittin on the porch watchin color TV

It’s gonna rain in a minute, I think,

I feel it in my bones…and something stink

Only good thing ‘bout a porch, I say

You’re always close to home every day

Eyes weird and my buddys lookin like a rat

I start to laugh but I sure can’t tell him that

Winner winner, Chicken Dinner

Rat boy don’t get it when I call him Splinter

This trip is moving fast but Im no beginner

So I’l watch the world melt and let my heart feel tender

The flag starts waving but there ain’t no wind

Im still cracking on my Splinter friend, oh yeah

All I see is horseshoes and UFOs,

Goin’ round and round,

Im trippin balls my bro

Cat’s in the corner speakin in tongues

I swear she said, Boy, run, run, run.

I look at my buddy he’s halfway to the street

But you can’t outrun whats under your feet

Rain blows closer on the porch and tree

While that rat-lookin’ fucker runs soaked and free

All I see is horseshoes and UFOs

Goin’ round and round,

Im trippin balls my bro

You can have a vision or you can have a dream

If you get both at once, it’s your own thing

Everything you see, it ain’t gone wrong

It’s just been hidin’ in you all along

I wanna go inside but can’t find the door

Looked under the swing just saw the floor

Rat boy hollerin’, I don’t know what for

But I’m trippin’ balls, can’t take much more

I lay back down stayin up’s a chore.

Damn, y’all… we sure aint bored

All I see is horseshoes and UFOs

Spinnin’ slow

Il trippin balls my bro

All I see is horseshoes and UFOs

Round and round

Im trippin balls my bro