I told her

"You look a lot like my new girl"

And she looked at me like "Ew"

And I said

"Whatevs"

Then she said

"Smash"

And I said

"Epic"

Then I wham-bammed straight to Ohiooo

Exploded like a volcanooo

Now I'm so epic

Now I'm so epic (Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wahahahahah)

Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo

Exploded like a volcanooo

It's not a lie

It's not a lie

Then she asked what exactly happened and I told her

"Epicness"

Then she asked why and I said “IDK”

Then she asked how and I said “rizz”

Chicka-chicka-chicka braaa

The only word I can spell is “skibidi”

Then I wham-bammed straight to Ohiooo

Crescendoed like a pianooo

I’m so aesthetic

I’m so aesthetic (Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wahahahahah)

Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo

Crescendoed like a pianooo

It's not a lie

It's not a lie

(I’m so aesthetic

I’m so aesthetic)

Oh

God

It was a total shock

Obsidian Skin

Volcanic rock

(Chicka-chicka-chicka braaa)

Chicka-chicka-chicka braaa

Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo

Let’s do it again

HAHA! Nooo

Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo

Come on, one more time

HAHA! No no no

Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo

(Lookin' out the window and you look so pretty)

(Deja vu, uncanny serendipity)

Then I looked around and said

"Man

I'm so cool"

“Your music is literally terrible”

“It makes zero sense”