[Instrumental]

[Verse]
Jellybean grenade in my sock!
Crackerjack teeth go "knock knock knock"!
Sticker-peel heist in a peppermint fog!
I'm a mallrat ghost in a trench coat log!

[Chorus]
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
NO ACCOUNT! WALK ON OUT!
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
ALARM SHOUT! WALK ON OUT!

[Bridge]
Cartwheel into the candy aisle (zip zap!)
Pocketful of salty snacks (click clack!)
Laser-tag the barcode (fade to black!)
The exit sign's a spider trap (SNAP SNAP!!)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
Skateboard siren! Bubblegum bait!
Cart crash pile-up in aisle eight!
Chew through sensors! Sneeze confetti!
Inventory gain, ready spaghetti!

[Chorus]
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
NO ACCOUNT! WALK ON OUT!
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
ALARM SHOUT! WALK ON OUT!

[Build Up]

[Break]
ショーウィンドウにニヤリと笑え
ポケットは深く、手は影へ
ステップはリズムでパトに勝て
反射のレジにバイバイだぜ！
忍びの術でドアすり抜け
咳してスピーカーを騙しなさい
バナナの皮で証拠隠せ！
次のミッションはガムとスパイ！

[Drop]

[Verse]
Velcro wallet’s empty? Not for long!
Lick the barcode! Taste is wrong!
Buzz buzz beep and I’m already gone!
Digital banana peel, slip the song!

[Chorus]
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
NO ACCOUNT! WALK ON OUT!
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
ALARM SHOUT! WALK ON OUT!
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
NO ACCOUNT! WALK ON OUT!
FIVE FINGER! DISCOUNT!
ALARM SHOUT! WALK ON OUT!

[Instrumental]