Killer Spud
horror swing, cinematic, female vocal
Killer Spud
horror swing, cinematic, female vocal
Lyrics
Instrumental Intro
Fade In
Verse
He was born in a sack of dirt
Real mean
Eyes like sproutin' nightmares
Green
A kitchen knife
Sharpened blade
Potato vengeance homemade
Bridge
Boiled in rage
He's the one who'll fry you
He'll dice your dreams
Now you're his stew
Chasing victims
Amused by screams
A starch-filled psycho
If you please
Pre-Chorus
His heart is black as a darkest night
Russet eyes shining in the pale moonlight
No kitchen can hold him no pantry’s safe
He’s the starch-filled fiend you can’t escape
Chorus
Rolls and slashes
Strikes fast
Run or stay
You won't last
He knows no mercy
He brings the fear
Beg for mercy
He doesn't care
The spud of terror
He's everywhere
Instrumental Interlude
Verse 2
You called him a side dish
He laughed and grinned
The main course now
Let the terror begin
No prayer no butter can save you now
A spud of doom here he comes
Bridge 2
Smash crash slash it's the killer spud
Boil him fry him he'll draw your blood
You thought he was harmless
An ingredient for a stew
But the potato’s got revenge to do
Pre-Chorus
His heart is black as a darkest night
Russet eyes shining in the pale moonlight
No kitchen can hold him no pantry’s safe
He’s the starch-filled fiend you can’t escape
Chorus
Rolls and slashes
Strikes fast
Run or stay
You won't last
He knows no mercy
He brings the fear
Beg for mercy
He doesn't care
The spud of terror
He's everywhere
Instrumental Interlude
Verse 3
Run
Run
It’s the killer spud
Rolling through town in a river of blood
Chop
Chop
Don’t meet his blade
A merciless potato with a grudge to invade
Bridge 3
He’s not your side dish not your snack
Chomping hearts with a deadly crack
Rusty blade in his tiny sack
Don’t turn your back don't turn your back
A potato of terror on a killing spree
Pause
Spoken
Whispers in the dark
“Hash you’ll be”
Fade Out
Instrumental Outro