Urealistic expectations
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Antoine vivaldi·3:14
3:14
Urealistic expectations
war drums, heavy drums, trumpet, saxophone, violin, drums, party, party schlager, happy, humor, dance, dance pop, pop, power pop, rock, country rock, hard rock, viking metal,, uptempo, clear vocals, clear recording, piano rock, electric piano, epic sstrong male and angelic female vocals,, indie electronic, romantic melancholy pop, tavern music, dubstep
Creator: Antoine vivaldiRelease Date: June 12, 2025
Lyrics
(Verse 1)
I’ve swiped left, I’ve swiped right, my thumb’s about to fall off!
She wants a six-foot-six professor who rides a triceratops—so far, so soft!
She only dates gourmet chefs who juggle lobsters on roller skates,
And sings arias in Latin while she recalibrates your DNA!
(Pre-Chorus)
I’m tired of her checklists longer than the Great Wall,
Asking for unicorns and rocket-scientist pit bulls!
(Chorus)
So I threw up my hands, said “God, what’s the deal?”
Send me an angel, someone genuine and real!
Not a mythic Marvel character or a viral dating meme—
Just a faithful rock, who’ll love me through each crazy scheme!
(Verse 2)
I came home to an echo, and a couch that ate my snacks,
No one to fight over the remote or steal my clean slacks!
She wants a six-pack, a Ferrari, a Nobel Prize, and a PhD—
While cooking quiche, reciting Plato, and caressing my pedigree!
(Pre-Chorus)
I’m done with that drama, that catwalk runway of demands,
“Find me Bigfoot in stilettos!”—I can’t meet those grand plans!
(Chorus)
So I threw up my hands, said “God, what’s the deal?”
Send me an angel, someone genuine and real!
Not a status symbol, not a trophy on a shelf—
Just a partner in crime, who’ll treasure me myself!
(Bridge)
God shuffled His angels, they lined up in perfect rows,
Each one said, “Pick me, I’ll hug him on his highs and lows!”
Then one angel winked, said “I’ll knock your socks off, dear,
I bake cookies, rock your world, and chase away your fear!”
(Verse 3)
One morning at my doorstep, there she stood in golden light,
Said, “I’m the answer to your prayers, and I’ll love you day and night!”
No unrealistic criteria, just eyes that sparkle true—
She said, “I’ll love you unconditionally, even when you snore at two!”
(Chorus – Final)
‘Cause I threw up my hands, and heaven heard my plea,
Sent me an angel who’s as real as real can be!
No more crazy checklists, just love that’s tried and true,
God blessed me with my angel—so your dreams can come true too!
(Outro)
Love ain’t a transaction, love’s a wild, sweet ride—
Lose the lofty standards, let your heart be your guide!
Reflect on what you need, don’t chase a castle in the clouds,
‘Cause real love’s an angel who’ll lift you up, not tear you down!
I’ve swiped left, I’ve swiped right, my thumb’s about to fall off!
She wants a six-foot-six professor who rides a triceratops—so far, so soft!
She only dates gourmet chefs who juggle lobsters on roller skates,
And sings arias in Latin while she recalibrates your DNA!
(Pre-Chorus)
I’m tired of her checklists longer than the Great Wall,
Asking for unicorns and rocket-scientist pit bulls!
(Chorus)
So I threw up my hands, said “God, what’s the deal?”
Send me an angel, someone genuine and real!
Not a mythic Marvel character or a viral dating meme—
Just a faithful rock, who’ll love me through each crazy scheme!
(Verse 2)
I came home to an echo, and a couch that ate my snacks,
No one to fight over the remote or steal my clean slacks!
She wants a six-pack, a Ferrari, a Nobel Prize, and a PhD—
While cooking quiche, reciting Plato, and caressing my pedigree!
(Pre-Chorus)
I’m done with that drama, that catwalk runway of demands,
“Find me Bigfoot in stilettos!”—I can’t meet those grand plans!
(Chorus)
So I threw up my hands, said “God, what’s the deal?”
Send me an angel, someone genuine and real!
Not a status symbol, not a trophy on a shelf—
Just a partner in crime, who’ll treasure me myself!
(Bridge)
God shuffled His angels, they lined up in perfect rows,
Each one said, “Pick me, I’ll hug him on his highs and lows!”
Then one angel winked, said “I’ll knock your socks off, dear,
I bake cookies, rock your world, and chase away your fear!”
(Verse 3)
One morning at my doorstep, there she stood in golden light,
Said, “I’m the answer to your prayers, and I’ll love you day and night!”
No unrealistic criteria, just eyes that sparkle true—
She said, “I’ll love you unconditionally, even when you snore at two!”
(Chorus – Final)
‘Cause I threw up my hands, and heaven heard my plea,
Sent me an angel who’s as real as real can be!
No more crazy checklists, just love that’s tried and true,
God blessed me with my angel—so your dreams can come true too!
(Outro)
Love ain’t a transaction, love’s a wild, sweet ride—
Lose the lofty standards, let your heart be your guide!
Reflect on what you need, don’t chase a castle in the clouds,
‘Cause real love’s an angel who’ll lift you up, not tear you down!