Uh… is this the right key?

No?

…Okay, we’ll fix it in post. Probably.

Is this the real song?

Is this just parody?

Caught in a rhyme scheme,

That dies immediately.

Open my mouth and sing—

Oops, that note escaped me,

I’m off‑key…

I’m off‑keeeey…

Sorry, that was ugly.

Mama, I tried to rhyme “danger”,

But it only matched with “stranger”,

Then I panicked, kicked the amp,

Now everything sounds wrong.

Offkeyyyyyy,

Everything’s offkeyyyyyy,

This melody is melting like a broken DVD.

Offkeyyyyyy,

Why’s the drummer late again?

He said traffic, but he lives across the street.

Too late, my voice cracked twice,

My guitar’s out of tune and the bassist rolled snake eyes.

Goodbye, perfect harmony,

We’re a punk band anyway,

So chaos is our legacy.

Galileo— wait, no, wrong song, sorry.

Figaro— also wrong, my bad.

Scaramouche—

Okay, now I’m just doing it on purpose.

Alright, here comes the epic guitar solo.

Three… two… one…

wild bend

string snaps

amp hisses

…yeah, that’s enough of that.

Offkeyyyyyy,

Still completely offkeyyyyyy,

But maybe that’s the charm of this catastrophe.

Offkeyyyyyy,

We’ll never sing on pitch,

But at least we scream with passion, honestly.

Nothing really matters,

Anyone can see…

Nothing really matters…

Except maybe tuning…

…next time.