Knock knock, who’s there?

Nobody - but everywhere!

My invisible friend won’t pay the rent

I hate it!

Do you wanna know? – we wanna know!

He drinks my beer, he steals my shoes, he laughs at me

What can I do? – what can you do?

I called the landlord, but he said he couldn’t see!

My invisible friend won’t pay the rent

I hate it!

Where did my money go?

My invisible friend won’t pay the rent

I hate it!

But I can’t make him go!

He throws wild parties every night

I hate it!

Do you wanna know? – we wanna know!

The neighbors say they hear him sing, but he’s not here

What can I do? – what can you do?

I tried to evict him, but he vanished in the loo!

My invisible friend won’t pay the rent

I hate it!

Where did my money go?

My invisible friend won’t pay the rent

I hate it!

But I can’t make him go!

Don’t you know

I don’t need you

I swear I make myself

make myself shut you up

My invisible friend won’t pay the rent

I hate it!

He’s laughing in my bed!

My invisible friend won’t pay the rent

I hate it!

I think he owns my head!

Knock knock, who’s there?

Nobody - but everywhere!