
Mr. Universe
Satirical comedy electro swing EDM rap – filtered disco loops, sidechained kick, slap bass, muted trumpet riffs, turntable scratches, robot gang vocals, vinyl crackle.

Mr. Universe
Satirical comedy electro swing EDM rap – filtered disco loops, sidechained kick, slap bass, muted trumpet riffs, turntable scratches, robot gang vocals, vinyl crackle.
Lyrics
Intro – robot voice
Mr. Universe... Mr. Universe... delusion alert!
Verse 1 – rap over swing groove
She dreamed of Tom – perfect romcom dude
I thought she was mine – classic self-delude
Now watching her fave flick with new girl on arm
She calls me “Mr. Universe” – false alarm
I “save the world” in my head all day
She saves actual people – okay
Mr. Universe – hero in mirror
Reality check – total error
Pre-Chorus – brass stabs
She wants real change – I want her praise
Call me Mr. Universe – empty phrase
Chorus Drop – full electro swing EDM explosion
Mr. Universe – swing the ego high
Mr. Universe – savior of Wi-Fi
Mr. Universe – world needs saving?
I'm busy posing – misbehaving
Mr. Universe – yeah right!
Verse 2 – faster rap, scratch solo
She fights climate, feeds the poor
I fight for likes – nothing more
She calls me “Mr. Universe” with eye roll
I flex “I could save us all” – control
Cape in closet, never worn
Hero by night? Nah, popcorn
She saves whales, I save my seat
Mr. Universe – obsolete
Final Chorus Drop – max chaos
Mr. Universe – swing the delusion
Mr. Universe – self-promotion
Mr. Universe – world on my shoulders?
Nah, just my phone holders
Mr. Universe – satire complete
Ego defeated – retreat!
Outro – trumpet raspberry
Mr. Universe... or Mr. Delusional?
Swing out – reality calling.
