Yesterday I sent you a video,

"Oh Kelli is so pretty, ya know?",

I say, "Yeah, I know, she sure is",

"But not as pretty as you", you quip,

Like?...what? Go flatter another,

(oh brother)

My eyes can't roll any further,

They'll get stuck like that in my head,

Sure, I appreciate your fervor, (I guess?)

But what are you gettin' at? what the heck?

Cause you ain't gettin' in my bed,

Ah ah ah

Why does insincerity drip, drip, from your lips?

Save your sweet talkin' white lies,

Can you figuratively get a grip, grip?

Go find a starving sucker,

To you I say,

(Oh brother)

I sent you my miles last week,

You're like, "wow, better than me",

God, you make my shoulders shudder,

You're a never run type runner,

(Oh brother)

No you're not a relative,

Just some guy wantin' a lover,

You brag you're some tip top executive,

In the words of my mother: oh brother

You're like a sedative,

Not in a way that's fun,

You're a double negative,

I can't cancel, and twice the dumb,

Ah ah ah

Why does insincerity drip, drip, from your lips?

Save your sweet talkin' white lies,

Can you figuratively get a grip, grip?

Go find a starving sucker,

To you I say,

(Oh brother)

Blah blah blah

Just move along...

Ah ah ah ah