I'm on the couch

I'm goin' through the channels

Flippin' through my options

Nothin' worth a damn

I look around

Imaginary people

A regular steeple

Of a wonderful gang

Got Fonzie with the Hey

Mork with the Nanoo

Cliff Clavin and the bar stool

Jeannie in the lamp

Alice in the attic

And Morticia

She's dramatic

This party's gettin' hectic

I don't give a damn

I'm still on the couch

I'm goin' through the channels

Flippin' through my options

Nothin' worth a damn

And when I look around

All the friendly faces

A room of different places

And I'm glad that I am

Dancin' with my friends

Rockin' away the blues of the day

I'm

Dancin' with my friends

Rockin' away the blues of the day