"My court, my rules, step up and get schooled"

that's what I used to say gameday...

before D-day...

Now I say it every day...

Step in the dust, sneakers crack—hit the ground like a missile, I’m spittin’ this drivel,

Court’s a wasteland, abandoned, I’m stranded, no dribble, just riddles, I fiddle with fate,

Hoops rusted to hell, nets torn, I can tell, this shell of a game’s where my memories dwell,

Nuclear blaze in my veins, I’m insane, maintainin’ the pain, I’m a queen in the fray

Used to crossover slick, quick flicks of the wrist, assist to my sis, now I’m dodgin’ a twist,

Zombies lurch in the murk, I’m berserk, blade works, I’m lurkin’, I’m purgin’ the cursed,

Ball’s flat as my hope, rope burns on my throat, I’m copin’, I’m roamin’, I’m quotin’ the past,

Crowd screams in my skull, full throttle, I haul, recallin’ the stall when the bombs fell fast—Ha!

Sweat dripped, I’d grip, rip nets with my shot, now rot’s all I got, plot thickens, I’m hot,

Dodgin’ the dead, red sky overhead, I’m fed up with dread, tread hard, never stop,

Squeak of my kicks, quick picks, I’d ignite, now night’s full of fright, I fight for my right,

Echoes of cheers, peers jeerin’ my name, now it’s groans in the flame, I’m still in the game

Dead ball...

dead ball...

dead ball...

woop

Zombie head sky hook y’all, Yeah PSH PSH PSH!

all net swishes--wind cuts like a blade, I’m frayed, I’ve played, I’ve stayed in the shade,

Dreams of a three, free throw, watch me flow, now I’m duckin’ the slow, these foes in a row,

Zombies claw at the air, I’m rare, I swear, I glare, prepare, I tear through despair—Ha!

Baller with steel, I peel, I deal, I feel the reel of the real, my fate’s on the wheel,

Kicks used to sing, bring zing to the ring, now it’s sting of the sting, I swing at the thing,

Groans fill the void, destroyed, I’m annoyed, deployed to this hell, I yell, I’m a droid,

Sky’s red as sin, war’s din, I begin, skin crawlin’, I’m fallin’, I’m callin’ to win—Woop!

Fadeaway grace, I’d chase, I’d pace, I’d race, now I face this place, disgrace in my space,

Blood on the court, report, I retort, I snort at the thought, I fought, I’m the sort,

To rise through the ash, cash out my past, fast blast from the blast, I’m last, I’m vast,

Guardin’ my turf, surf waves of the curse, rehearse every verse, I’m fierce, I’m the first—Ay!

Dead ball...

dead ball...

dead ball...

woop,

Zombie head sky hook y’all, Yeah PSH PSH PSH!

Trade this blade for a pass, ay, ay, ay, this fear for a cheer, I’m here, I steer, pull the trigger, BANG! zombie smear...

Fast break with my crew, true blue, I flew, now I’m glue to the ruin, I’m brewin’ anew,

Queen of the ash—Ay!—crowned in the clash, I smash, I dash, I cash in the flash—Ha!

Every kill’s a slam—Woop!—I’m MJ in the jam, damn, I scram, I am the plan, I stand,

Like Chef Curry in the clutch, I slice, I dice, purgin this gym, cookin with spice,

Scoreboard’s dust, rust and crust, but my blade I trust, I thrust, adjust, I bust, —Ha!

I trade my fadeaway days, for Blade’s ways, and slay, and filet these zombies away,

Pray, stay, flay decay—Ay!—I’m Lebron, strong, droppin’ dunks on the throng,

Lob to the kid, I did, I bid, I rid, I slid—Woop!—kick with my skid-CRACK,

Blade’s steel in my grip, I rip, I zip, I whip, I strip this grid of the crypt,

In this court, I’m the fort—Ha!—I thwart like Clark's art, I sort, I sport, I snort,

I’m free, queen with the gleam, supreme, I team with legends in my dream, keeping this gym clean...

Dead ball...

dead ball...

dead ball...

woop,

Zombie head sky hook y’all, Yeah PSH PSH PSH!

Lace up my soul—Ha!—threads fray, I say, I slay, I play, I weigh,

Jordan’s air in my flair, I’m there, I stare, I dare, I spray through despair,

Ballin’ through doom—Woop!—gloom blooms, I zoom, my guns go BOOM, I loom,

Consume this room—Ay!—

Court’s my refrain, pain’s gain, I train, I reign like Leslie’s fame, I strain,

I claim, I’m sane—Ha!—Blade’s vein, I drain, I bend, I send, I mend,

Ascend, defend ‘til I spend—PSSH!—queen of the end, zombie heads I rend!