*screams*

The captain sighs (the end is near),

but on the deck—one thing unclear…

Oh, sweet Reginald (fuckin’ hell),

your violin sounds like a goat from hell.

The iceberg struck (it’s time to drown),

but not ‘til you play that final sound!

JUST PLAY IT RIGHT! (for fuck’s sake, man!)

We can’t go down ‘til the song is grand!

Your notes are wrong (what is this shit?),

we’re stuck ‘til you make them FIT!!!

The waves crash in (but still we wait),

Reginald fumbles (it’s sounding great—NOT!).

The ship won’t sink (we’re all still here!),

fix your goddamn major tier!

JUST PLAY IT RIGHT! (you tone-deaf fuck!)

We need to sink but your hands are stuck!

The strings, they wail (my ears, they bleed!),

Reginald, please, just set us FREE!!!

(whispered)

The water’s high… the moonlight fades…

but one last note (one final CHANCE!!!…)

"I SHOULD BE DEAD, BUT REGINALD SUCKS!"

(Jack still floating, Rose comfortably on the board)

Reginald sighs (his hands still shake),

one perfect note (the ship, it breaks!).

Jack takes a breath (at last, I'm GONE!!!!),

as he sinks, the violin plays on…