茶？咖啡？還是我？
[genres: Punk Electro, Ska, Glitch Hop, Comedy Electro] [mood: Fun, Bold, Wild, Humorous] [bpm: 128] [language: English + 中文] [tags: sweet house, sexy vocal, Punk, Electro, Glitch, Ska, Internet Humor, AI Voice, Meme Song, Comedy, Self-Taught, ASMR,smooth drums, future bass, hard 808s, c-pop, vocal layering,]
茶？咖啡？還是我？
[genres: Punk Electro, Ska, Glitch Hop, Comedy Electro] [mood: Fun, Bold, Wild, Humorous] [bpm: 128] [language: English + 中文] [tags: sweet house, sexy vocal, Punk, Electro, Glitch, Ska, Internet Humor, AI Voice, Meme Song, Comedy, Self-Taught, ASMR,smooth drums, future bass, hard 808s, c-pop, vocal layering,]
Lyrics
Intro
AI Voice: “Attention passengers... tea, coffee, or... error 404: ME detected!” [Laughter]
空服員低語（ASMR）：「茶？咖啡？還是……我Maybe?? ... yo baby!♥」
Beat Drop
Yo yo yo! 自學狂！
Break the net, break the wall!
語言沒有障礙，只怕你不學
Oh-oh, yeah, I’m wild and rare!
Verse 1
I was just a so-called n00b,
But now I groove, I make the rules!
Click click BOOM, that’s how I learned,
Stack those tabs, watch the world burn!
Pre-Chorus
(Tea, coffee, or me?)
選我，不要遲疑！
Internet taught me all,
I’m the queen of the protocol!
Chorus
Tea, coffee or me? (ME!)
I break the rules, I set it free!
No shame, I'm wild, 自學狂
語言沒有障礙，只怕你不學！
Hey hey! Maybe is the name,
Internet taught, I'm in the game!
Funny Bridge
AI Voice (sarcastic): “Downloading love.exe... Oh wait, system crash!”
空服員：「先生，要不要升級成 **KKK kiss 親親**？」[爆笑音效 + Ding!]
機械吐槽音：「Your Wi-Fi sucks. Reset the router, human！」
Drop
Self-taught, self-taught,
All night long I fought!
No tea, no coffee—
Just Maybe, baby!
Outro
(whisper) Maybe… maybe… maybe…
AI Voice: “Achievement unlocked: **Not a noob anymore.**”
空服員：「請記得，下次再選我 yo yo ♥」
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