Life’s a circus, the tent’s on fire,

We chase our dreams through mud and mire.

Life’s a circus, no refunds, no plan,

And the clown in the mirror’s the star of the scam.

Woke up this morning, coffee tastes like sand,

Bills on the table, more than I had planned.

Car won’t start, dog chewed my shoes,

Life’s a big joke and the joke’s on you.

Life’s a circus, the tent’s on fire,

We chase our dreams through mud and mire.

Life’s a circus, no refunds, no plan,

And the clown in the mirror’s the star of the scam.

Boss said, “Great job,” then changed his mind,

Friend borrowed money and suddenly declined.

Tried online dating, algorithms unkind,

Love’s just a lottery, I bought the wrong kind.

Life’s a circus, the tent’s on fire,

We chase our dreams through mud and mire.

Life’s a circus, no refunds, no plan,

And the clown in the mirror’s the star of the scam.

Neighbours are shouting at 3 AM,

Wi-Fi’s gone missing, can’t message them.

We laugh at the madness, we sip, we sigh,

Cause if you don’t laugh, then you’ll probably cry.

Life’s a circus, the tent’s on fire,

We chase our dreams through mud and mire.

Life’s a circus, no refunds, no plan,

And the clown in the mirror’s the star of the scam.

Here’s to the chaos, the queues, and the rain,

To stiff upper lips through the daily pain.

It’s awkward, it’s daft, but we muddle through,

With a shrug and a sigh and a sarcastic “too true.”