Just another day on the highway...

Wait, what's that...?

TAIL... GATER!!

Watch where you are freaking driving!

Because I might end up dying!

Be considerate on the road!

So don't accelerate your load!

Get off my back, redneck!

Wait, what the freaking heck?!

Hey are you DRUNK, mister?!

I am NOT your sister!

This is no romantic getaway

This is a battle on the freeway

You are getting CLOSE to my own zone!

Why can't you all just leave me alone?!

You just hit me... Hit me in my TAIL GATE!

I'm filled with really nothing but HATE!

You piece of crap, I will freaking kiII you!

I'll pack you up and send you to a ZOO!

Tail gater...

(Ta-tail gater...)

You're in big trouble now, the police are coming!

Yeah that's right, bud! The whole unit is incoming!

Maybe I should do a complete fender bender

on your pristine bald head, you dumb law offender!

Tail gater...

(Ta-tail gater...)

This is no romantic getaway

This is a battle on the freeway

You are getting CLOSE to my own zone!

Why can't you all just leave me alone?!

You just hit me... Hit me in my TAIL GATE!

I'm filled with really nothing but HATE!

You piece of crap, I will freaking kiII you!

I'll pack you up and send you to a ZOO!

YOU! BALD MAN!!

HATE THAT SHINY BALD HEAD!!!

Hello officer, I am not speeding, I am reporting.

This man is a menace to society and everything.

Yes, I broke the law to report him.

It's not my fault he was driving to the gym!