Bucket in the air it's a greasy affair

Crunching loud like you just don't care

Colonel in the kitchen with the magic flare

Suddenly the heat just couldn't compare

Boom blowin' up it's a chicken catastrophe

Wings in the wind it's a crispy symphony

Sauce in the sky like a fireworks spree

Feathers in chaos it's a poultry odyssey

Gravy on the walls like a masterpiece

Fried from the pan now it's on the streets

People duck and cover from the splatter feast

KFC kung fu in the belly of the beast

Colonel’s hat flew like a spinning top

Fries in the air with a hop skip drop

Finger lickin' frenzy never gonna stop

Flavors in the blast with a frantic pop

Boom blowin' up it's a chicken catastrophe

Wings in the wind it's a crispy symphony

Sauce in the sky like a fireworks spree

Feathers in chaos it's a poultry odyssey

Buckets raining down like a thunderstorm

Crispy dreams left barely lukewarm

Original recipe's final reform

Hyped on the flash it's a new norm