I know your superficial,

But let's make it official,

I wanna be your boytoy,

I wanna be your fuckboy,

You be Captain Kirk,

I'll be your Leonard Nimoy.

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot.

Let's go down to Cali,

I will feed you calamari,

Up and down the valley,

I will worship you no matter what,

At the mall and at the Parking lot.

Baby, baby, I am worth a shot,

Let me show you what I've got.

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot.

Let me be the pedestal,

That I put you on,

Let me be in your heart,

When you are gone,

Baby, baby, I'll do what you desire,

Cause every day I am on fire.

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot,

I wanna be your idiot