偷偷跟你說🤫：

1. 每呼吸60秒，人的生命就會失去一分鐘

2. 如果不出意外的話應該是出意外了

3. 我媽生我的那天剛好是我的生日喔

4. 只要每天省下買一杯奶茶的錢，十天後就能買十杯奶茶

5. 誰能想的到，封面這名16歲少女，在四年前，只是一名12歲少女

-----------------------------------

誰能想到 當我開始想

才想到我真的在想

如果這是廢話

那也是經過大腦後的昇華

天氣冷就會覺得冷

走太久腿就會痠

如果我不是我

那我可能是別人吧

你問我有沒有時間

我說有空的時候比較有空

睡著的人正在睡覺

走路的人正在走

手機沒電就會沒電

這件事真的不能小看

如果我會忘記的話

那我可能就忘記了

你說你累，是因為你累了

我說你對，是因為你沒錯

我們都在說實話

雖然沒一句有什麼用處

理所當然 太過自然

像太陽每天都從東邊爬上來🌤️

我說的話你別太意外

因為我也是剛剛才講出來

這些廢話 你別不耐

反正也不是第一次聽到吧

就讓這世界繼續轉

轉到我們都覺得轉是應該

理所當然 沒有答案

問得多只會更混亂

你說你懂 我說你煩

我們都在演一場語言的玩笑感

這些廢話 何必刪減

說完再想要不要承擔

字越少越簡單

但簡單也不一定不難

如果今天不是昨天

那就應該是今天吧

我忘了要說什麼

所以我現在還在想

開車的才是司機

關燈了燈就會關

每一次的第一次

都是第一次的每一次

你不回我就是沒回我

這已經是一種沈默

等你回來我就等

如果不等 那就不等了囉

你問我還在不在

我說我在就是我在

這不是繞口令

只是生活本來就這樣在繞束

理所當然 太過自然

像月亮晚上才會爬上來🌛

我說得慢你別太快

我們都習慣邊講邊發呆

這些廢話 你別不耐

搞不好下次還會重來

就讓這世界繼續轉

轉到大家都覺得這句話有點帥

理所當然 沒有遺憾

反正講完也不會怎樣

你說你煩 我說你慣

我們都在找個理由逃避平凡

這些廢話 何必驚嘆

反正早晚會成為語錄典範

廢話說到極致也是一種浪漫

呼吸代表你還活著

不呼吸也代表什麼都結束了

懂是一回事

裝懂是另一回事

如果我沒看錯的話

我應該是沒看錯

你不愛我 是因為你不愛我

這就叫命運的幽默

我說理所當然

不是因為敷衍

只是這世界真的沒那麼難懂

理所當然 太過自然

像每天都要吃點飯

你說你餓我就說餐

我們的默契來自沒講的答案

這些廢話 有點奇幻

說著說著就成了流行語感

就讓這世界繼續轉

轉到我們都把不懂當成懂

理所當然 不需補完

因為我們本來就不完整

你說人生有點煩

我說那是因為你還沒睡夠一整晚

這些廢話 像詩像讖

念完之後竟然有點感嘆

若荒謬是種藝術

那我們就是藝術家本人

如果你聽到這裡

那你就是聽到這裡了

我說這首歌叫《理所當然》

因為它真的——

理所當然

-----------------------------------

Who would've thought, when I started to think

I realized I was really starting to think

If this is nonsense

Then it's well-thought-out nonsense

When it's cold, I feel the chill

If I walk too much, my legs will still

If I’m not me

Then I must be someone else, logically

You asked if I had the time

I said, "I do when I have time"

Sleeping people tend to sleep

Walking people tend to walk

When a phone dies, it’s out of charge

That’s not a joke, it’s deeply large

If I forget what I forget

Then I probably forgot it, I bet

You said you're tired 'cause you're tired

I said you're right, you're not a liar

We’re all just being real

Even when it feels surreal

Well, obviously, it’s just so clear

Like the sun rising up every day right here

Don’t be shocked at what I said

I just said it right off my head

This kind of nonsense, don’t complain

You've probably heard it all again

Let the world keep spinning round

Till spinning feels like solid ground

Well, obviously, there’s no big plan

The more you ask, the less you understand

You say you get it, I say you're done

We’re just playing language like it’s fun

These little quotes, don’t delete

One day they'll be a meme elite

Less is short, and short ain’t wrong

Simple doesn’t mean you’re strong

If today’s not yesterday

Then today must be today

I forgot what I was gonna say

So I’m thinking again anyway

Drivers are the ones who drive

Turn off the lights, they won’t survive

Every first time’s a first of its kind

If you don’t reply, I get the sign

Wait for you and I’ll be here

If I don’t wait, then I disappear

It’s really not that deep

Just a cycle on repeat

You asked if I’m still around

I said I am, so I’m still found

It’s not a tongue twister, it’s just life

It twists your tongue without a knife

Well, obviously, it’s just so real

Like the moon shows up when the night reveals

Don’t rush me while I’m slow

I’m saying things I don’t even know

This kind of nonsense, don’t be mad

Next time it comes, you might be glad

Let the world keep spinning fast

Till nonsense makes some sense at last

Well, obviously, no regrets

Saying it out loud won’t cause effects

You say it’s dull, I say it’s known

We’re dodging normal like a rolling stone

These silly lines, why the awe?

They’ll become new internet law

When nonsense hits a certain height

It starts to feel kinda right

Breathing proves you’re still alive

Stop breathing and you’ll take a dive

Understanding’s one thing

Pretending’s another king

If I didn’t see wrong

Then I probably saw it right all along

You don’t love me 'cause you don’t

Fate’s a joke in every quote

I said “well, obviously”

Not 'cause I’m lazy

But 'cause the world’s already kinda crazy

Well, obviously, it’s all routine

Like needing food to keep it clean

You say you're hungry, I say “meal”

We’ve got a vibe we don’t need to feel

This silly talk, so surreal

Speaks the truths we all conceal

Let the world keep spinning on

Till we fake it till the weird is gone

Well, obviously, no need to fix

We’re broken in poetic tricks

You say life’s a bit too much

I say maybe you just didn’t sleep enough

These little quotes, like magic spells

Once you read them, your brain swells

If nonsense is a work of art

Then we’re all artists at heart

If you’ve heard it to the end

Then you’ve made it to the end, my friend

This song is called “Well, Obviously”

Because…

Well, obviously