I grew up thinking love was magic,

Now I just call that shit tragic.

Prince Charming’s broke, he’s got no car,

And texts me “yo” from some dive bar.

They sold me dreams in Technicolor,

But real life’s full of walking ick-factors.

Fairytale my ass,

He’s just another red flag in a glass.

Kissed a frog, he stayed the same,

Blamed his ex – and took no blame.

No castle, just a couch at mom’s,

And zero clue where love went wrong.

Thanks Disney, now I'm mad too,

Happily never after with you.

He said “I’m different” – yeah, I bet,

Different font, same BS.

Talked big game like he’s the prize,

But all he gave me was bad advice.

Don’t need no crown to call you out,

You're the clown the stories warned about.

Fairytale my ass,

He’s just another red flag in a glass.

Kissed a frog, he stayed the same,

Blamed his ex – and took no blame.

No castle, just a couch at mom’s,

And zero clue where love went wrong.

Thanks Disney, now I'm mad too,

Happily never after with you.

Forget a knight in shiny things,

I’ll be the queen, I’ll pull my strings.

No glass slipper, I wear boots,

And I ghost boys who act like tools.

Fairytale my ass,

Your whole love life’s just smoke and gas.

Left me jaded, but I’m free,

You ain't no prince, just lost at sea.

So go play hero in your game,

I’ll write my story – screw your name.

Thanks Disney, but here's the clue:

Real love don’t look a thing like you.