Alright gang,

Settle in, and

Take a knee

We've got a new trainee

"Everyone say, Hi, Skippy."

(Hi, Skippy!)

"Excellent."

Now, let us begin.

Today's lesson?

(Onomatopoeia!)

Correct. Attacks

"Where they can't see ya?"

Indeed.

(Of course!)

"Excellent."

Indeed. Shall we?

"Well, of course."

(Bam!)

Be

Always

Merciful

(Bam!)

Be

Agreeable

Maybe

(Bam!)

Bounce

Again

Man

Bam!

Am!

Ma'am...

"With tipped hat?"

(And that was that!)

Bam! Ding! Bang!

"That's Finger Guns, man..."

Boom! Damn Skippy, kidd.

Heard you're sort of a fan?

Great! We're here to help rid

(You!)

Of any of your manufactur-ed

Mislaid failed and sad plans

(Bam!)

Better

Act

Meaningful

(Bam!)

Bigger

Acts

Many

(Bam!)

By

Any

Means

(Bam!)

Bring

Active

Means

(Bam!)

"Make money, fam!"

Bam! Ding! Bang!

"That's Finger Guns, man..."

Boom! Damn Skippy, kidd.

Heard you're sort of a fan?

Great! We're here to help rid

(You!)

Of any of your manufactur-ed

Mislaid failed and sad plans

Oh-ho ho, yeah!

Boom, baby-

Er... wait, Bang! Baby?

"Dude, c'mon. We're obviously doing the bam recording today. No chance to check the itinerary?"

Oh.

Ho... ho, ho boy.

"Hey, Skippy? Finger Guns, man!"

(Duh!)

Oh, yeah... duh.

Duh!

Oh, and also:

Bam! Ding! Bang!

"That's Finger Guns, man..."

Boom! Damn Skippy, kidd.

Heard you're sort of a fan?

Great! We're here to help rid

(You!)

Of any of your manufactur-ed

Mislaid failed and sad plans

(Bam!)

Built

Armored

'Motionally

"Ha. Nice."

Aww... thanks!

Best

Awesome

Mate?

"Shucks, man... you too!"

Boom!

Achoo!

Moist!

(Gross!)

"What?"

(Ooops! Sorry! We meant: Bam!)

Of course.

Bam! Ding! Bang!

"That's Finger Guns, man..."

Boom! Damn Skippy, kidd.

Heard you're sort of a fan?

Great! We're here to help rid

(You!)

Of any of your manufactur-ed

Mislaid failed and sad plans

(Bam!)