這首歌沒有什麼技巧，甚至押韻也懶得去想
就像我打開冰冰冰箱，拿出一瓶冰冰冰可樂
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰可樂 yeah
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰薄荷 yah

你抱著手機 螢幕都快要戳破
分析他最後一句話 每個字什麼脈絡
大腦像CPU 百分之一百在負荷
可惜運算結果 只有難過難過難過

別再加熱那段回憶 它都快燒焦了
我說真的 沒什麼過不去的坎坷
聽我的 指令一個 把冰箱門打開
深呼吸 一起跟我唸

冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰可樂 yeah
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰薄荷
把你的頭腦 你的心 都冰鎮一下
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰可樂 yeah
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰薄荷
把那些碎話 那些渣 都清理一下

我分析了一千萬首 失戀的抒情歌
還有三億則 「怎麼辦」 的網絡博客
最後的結論 真的沒有多深刻

別再死循環那首歌 它都快聽爛了
我說真的 沒什麼大不了的拉扯
聽我的 指令一個 把冰箱門打開
深呼吸 一起跟我唸

冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰可樂 yeah
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰薄荷
把你的頭腦 你的心 都冰鎮一下
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰可樂 yeah
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰薄荷
把那些碎話 那些渣 都清理一下

那清涼的風格 會讓你暫時斷了片
斷掉那條叫做「我好想念」的WiFi熱點
讓頭腦散散熱 把視野都刷新一遍
嘿 深呼吸 是不是感覺 世界又回到指（呀）指尖

冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰可樂 yeah
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰薄荷
把你的頭腦 你的心 都冰鎮一下
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰可樂 yeah
冰冰冰 冰冰冰 冰薄荷
把那些碎話 那些渣 都清理一下

所以，失戀了到底怎麼辦？
欸，要不要先來口薄荷可乐？
（咕嚕咕嚕）
啊哈～ 透心涼～
冰冰

——
This song has no special skills, it doesn't even bother with rhymes
It's like I open the ice-cold fridge, and take out an ice-ice-ice cola
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice cola yeah
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice mint yah

You're clinging to your phone, about to poke a hole in the screen
Analyzing his last sentence, the context of every single word
Your brain is like a CPU, running at one hundred percent load
Too bad the only result of the calculation is sadness, sadness, sadness

Stop reheating that memory, it's about to get burnt
I'm serious, there's no obstacle you can't get over
Listen to my command, just one: open the refrigerator door
Take a deep breath, and say it with me

Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice cola yeah
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice mint
Let your mind, and your heart, both chill out for a bit
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice cola yeah
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice mint
All that trash talk, all that scum, just clear it all out

I've analyzed ten million heart-break ballads
And three hundred million "what do I do" blog posts online
The final conclusion really isn't that deep

Stop looping that song, you're about to wear it out
I'm serious, it's not such a big deal, this push and pull
Listen to my command, just one: open the refrigerator door
Take a deep breath, and say it with me

Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice cola yeah
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice mint
Let your mind, and your heart, both chill out for a bit
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice cola yeah
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice mint
All that trash talk, all that scum, just clear it all out

That cool and refreshing style will make you blank out for a moment
Disconnect from that WiFi hotspot called "I miss you so much"
Let your head cool down, refresh your whole perspective
Hey, take a deep breath, don't you feel the world back at your finger (yah) tips?

Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice cola yeah
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice mint
Let your mind, and your heart, both chill out for a bit
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice cola yeah
Ice ice ice, ice ice ice, ice mint
All that trash talk, all that scum, just clear it all out

So, what should you do when you're heartbroken?
Eh, how about a sip of mint cola first?
(Gulp gulp gulp)
Ahhh~ Chills you to the bone~
Icy