I'll fight anybody who calls anime a cartoon

Come at me in the name of the moon

Five middle school girls who can save the world

But still have room for a talking cat in their room

It's pretty serious

Nineties nostalgia imperious

Yes

I'm a grown man who loves the moon

My therapist says she thinks that it's cute

When I wanna pretend my life doesn't suck

I put on my wig and some angel wings

And I travel to a new state

To hang out with people exactly like me

It's just a "Con" away

All your friends are traumatized

My friends are over here winning costume contests

And knowing our rights

In Sailor Moon bars late at night

It's pretty serious

Nineties nostalgia imperious

Yes

I'm a grown man who loves the moon

My therapist says she thinks that it's cute

Last week

I had a dream

Sailor Mars was my babysitter

Of course

Then I woke up

And checked in with my phone

In my free time

I volunteer

To write fanfics for people who need it

It pays peanuts

But you can't beat

The camaraderie