[Verse 1]
There's a world beyond the stars
And it's hiding in a secret drawer
Full of baby bells and pecorino
To satisfy the cosmos
It's string cheese theory

[Verse 2]
There's a woman from my dreams
Who thinks we're made of provalone
We're a subatomic piece of parm
A whole in the middle of her
String cheese theory

[Chorus]
Oh what if we are all made of cheese
The theory isn't so crazy
All the good parts are filled with cheese
It's string cheese theory

[Verse 3]
This is the meaning of life
This is why we're here
The string cheese theory
There's no time to spare
There's no time to wait
The string cheese theory

[Chorus]
Oh what if we are all made of cheese
The theory isn't so crazy
All the good parts are filled with cheese
It's string cheese theory

[Verse 4]
In the land of milk and honey
The cows are making money
Making the best food on Earth
And it will always have worth
It's string cheese theory