THE GUMMY CRASH by Turing's Latidos
[Medieval Industrial Phonk mixed with Raw Human Beatbox, Distorted Hurdy-Gurdy riffs, Aggressive Male Rap (Uruguayan/Miami Slang), Cartoon Sound Effects (Squeaky toys/Explosions), Deep Demonic Voice Drops, Satirical, Dark Comedy, Revolutionary Banger, Heavy 808 Bass, 145 BPM]
THE GUMMY CRASH by Turing's Latidos
[Medieval Industrial Phonk mixed with Raw Human Beatbox, Distorted Hurdy-Gurdy riffs, Aggressive Male Rap (Uruguayan/Miami Slang), Cartoon Sound Effects (Squeaky toys/Explosions), Deep Demonic Voice Drops, Satirical, Dark Comedy, Revolutionary Banger, Heavy 808 Bass, 145 BPM]
Lyrics
Intro
Sound of a sweet quill writing on parchment: Scritch-scratch
[Kid Voice (Vash pitched up)]:
Dear Amigo from the North...
The Driver is taking a nap! The bus has stopped!
We are finally eating the candy!
Record Scratch. Industrial Alarm.
[Deep Demonic Voice (Hann)]:
THE CANDY IS POISON, KID. AND THE BRAKES WERE CUT YEARS AGO.
DROP
Violent Beatbox: P-tsh-K-K-BOOM! + Distorted Hurdy-Gurdy Riff
Verse 1
Vash - Fast Flow
They caught the "Jello King", the puppet in the track-suit,
A wax figure melting, giving up the loot!
He was just the bumper on a very heavy truck,
Now the gears are grinding, and the engine is stuck.
"I bring you Salvation!" said the Alien in the tie,
But salvation has an invoice, and the interest is high!
You knock down the scarecrow, the crows just laugh,
Because the roots of the weed are destroyed by the staff!
(Sound effect: Bonk!)
Chorus
Anthemic Chant - Aggressive & Catchy
PEACE IS THE LITTLE SISTER, SHE PLAYS WITH THE TOY!
VIOLENCE IS THE BIG SISTER, SHE BRINGS THE NOISE!
YOU DON'T FIGHT A SHARK WITH A HUG AND A WISH!
YOU FIGHT IT WHEN YOU BECOME A BIGGER FISH!
DOWN IN THE SPIRAL MALL, WHERE THE ECHOES SPIN!
THE MANNEQUIN IS OUT, BUT THE OWNERS ARE IN!
BIG SISTER VIOLENCE PAYS THE RENT TODAY!
¡Tomátela! GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Verse 2
Bass gets heavier. Spooky atmosphere.
Look at the Concrete Coil, built for the shopping spree,
Now it stores the screams of the ones who wanna be free.
The Driver was a glitch, a buffer bloat in the code,
But the Shadow Syndicate still owns the road.
Don't be naive, ñeri, don't buy the "Happy End",
The system doesn't break just because you bend.
If you want the dawn, you gotta burn the night,
Big Sister is ready. Are you ready to fight?
(Spoken fast): Literal, bro. It's physics.
Outro
Beatbox breakdown + Medieval Flute going crazy
THE SPIRAL IS CRACKING!
THE WAX IS MELTING!
NO MORE DRIVERS! WE WALK FROM HERE!
VIOLENCE OPENS THE DOOR! PEACE BRINGS THE BEER!
Vamo' arriba la banda!
Sound of a toilet flushing
[Hann]: NEXT.