A Ahhh Ahhhhhh
O Ohh Ohhhhhh
Ahhhh Ohhhh
A o a o o ohhh
Lll Laaa Laaaaaa
Nnn Naaa Naaaaaa

Ahhh laaa naa baaa baaa
Naaaa naaaa baaaa baaaa

Just a friendly reminder
Not all body parts work
At the same time
(Ootherwise you'd eat on the latrene)
(Let's try it)
(You first)
(I'll pass)

Uhhh laaa baaa
NA na laaa baaa

Some parts go first
Some pull up the rear
There's no big deal
In being the first to taste
Or the last to hold onto it
(Oh don't hold onto it)

I'm just a sphincter
I'm just a sphincter
I squeeze and release
I do my part

I'm just a sphincter
I'm just a sphincter
You choose wether it's food, a view,
Shit, or heart

The point is not to be the clog
That doesn't let it thru
I'm just a sphincter
Tho I milk well
Very well bred

Taa daaa laaa
Haaa haaa baaa baaaa

That's not the point
I digress
I am batty (always batty somehow)
A sphincter is a sphincter
I squeeze and release
You choose wether it's food, a view,
Shit, or heart

I'm just a sphincter
I'm just a sphincter
I squeeze and release
I do my part

I'm just a sphincter
I'm just a sphincter
You choose wether it's food, a view
Shit, or heart

Not all body parts
Work at the same time
Some take the lead
Some stay behind
There's no difference really
When the body works well

No big deal
If you're early
No big deal
If you're last

The main point is
Not to get stuck
Holding onto
The shit
Calling it food
Or a view
Or mistaken art
For a real heart

I'm just a sphincter
I'm just a sphincter
I squeeze and release
I do my part
(Just a part)

I'm just a sphincter
I'm just a sphincter
You choose wether it's food, a view,
Shit, or heart

A Ahhh Ahhhhhh
O Ohh Ohhhhhh
Ahhhh Ohhhh
Lll Laaa Laaaaaa
Nnn Naaa Naaaaaa

Ahhh laaa naa baaa baaa
Naaaa naaaa baaaa baaaa

Lemme squeeze your heart
It's always been my favorite part
Tho, here I am
I can grab gloves
(Did she say gloves)
[High pitch] eeeeek
Ohh nooo goo
No no no goo
(Yeah please choose heart)
(Kinda tired of getting the fart)

Ahhhh laaaaa
Haas haaa
Lalala da fa sa ra
Noooo lowwww blowwww
Foooo daaaa
Maaa maaaa
Forevaaaa

Still love ya
Stinka