*(Verse 1)*

In those shadows, BillyBob's plots,

Here's A tale so twisted, it’s all he’s got.

With a mind unleashed, and a keyboard in his grip,

He crafts a story that’ll make the world flip.

"How to Recruit an Army of Ninjas!" he writes,

To enslave humanity, and control the nights.

Words like poison, wrapped in deceit,

Building an empire, no retreat.

*(Chorus)*

Millions in his grasp, billions at his feet,

BillyBob mind just-uh can't be beat!

His yoga - it's a weapon, now the world’s in chains (feign)

Ninjas rise as his fortune reigns! (can't stop the)

Buy and sell the world, with just a stroke, (Stroke me)

The power’s his, no need to provoke. (toke)

*(Verse 2)*

From the pages to the screen, it spreads like a fire, (Who by fire)

A dark revolution that climbs ever higher. (take you higher)

The book’s a beacon, a call to the weak, (weekend)

A masterstroke, the power to seek. (call me the seeker)

The rich and the poor bow down to the reign, (Here comes the)

As Billy agrarian empire grows in blood and pain. (OUCH!)

Canadian dollars stack up to the sky, (Big Sky)

The world’s just a pawn, under his eye. (pawn star)

*(Chorus)*

Millions in his grasp, billions at his feet, (stinky feet)

Billy Bob's s mind can barely eat!

His book, a weapon, now the world’s in chains, (rattle my)

Ninjas rise as his fortune wanes.

Buy and sell the world, with just a toke (or two)

The power’s his, no need to get woke.

*(Bridge)*

Swords drawn, silent in the night, (it's a toy)

Ninjas moving, shadows in the light. (are you kidding)

BillyBob laughter echoes through their pain, (I'm laughing)

The world now his kingdom, it's all in his name. (idiot)

Towers of gold, blood in the streets,

Tales of destruction in whispered tweets.

No one can stop him, no one’s too strong,

The world’s his empire, the bloodthirsty song!

*(Breakdown)*

Buy the land, sell the sky,

BillyBob's world, the world will die.

A deadly force, a kingdom’s fall,

The book’s his weapon, after all.

*(Chorus)*

Millions in his grasp, billions at his feet, (no socks)

BillyBob's mind can't be beat! (Beat me)

His book, a weapon, now the world’s in chains, (Alice in ?)

Ninjas rise as his fortune reigns! (the Rain)

Buy and sell the world, with just a stroke, (Stroke man)

The power’s his, no need to provoke.

*(Outro)*

From dem ashes, he’ll standin' tall,

BillyBob, the mast-uh of them all (of all)

Dem, Ninjas rise, the world is his to take, (fake)

In his grip, we all shall break (break).