School’s out, baby, throw your books in the pool,

Mom packed the car like a packing mule.

Dad’s got the GPS yelling at him,

And I brought sunscreen… just kidding, I didn’t! 😎

It’s summer vacation, we’re wild and free,

Except I just sat on a stinging bee. 🐝

We’re livin’ on chips and warm lemonade,

And Cousin Steve built a sandcastle raid!

Ohhh, I got sand in my shorts and a crab in my shoe,

Lost my towel, and I think that seagull’s in our crew. 🐦

But we’re laughing, sweating, slightly sunbaked,

Cause summer’s a mess—and it’s great!

We hit the beach, forgot the tent poles,

Now Uncle Dan’s using pool noodles as goals.

A frisbee nailed Grandma right in the shin,

She screamed, “I’m okay!” then did it again! 😂

Let’s roast marshmallows till we burn ‘em black,

Sing off-key songs and never look back.

Except when the ice cream truck drives by,

Then we sprint like cheetahs and scream, "I WANNA TRY!" 🍦

It’s summer vacation, a beautiful mess,

I wore my swimsuit backwards—again, I confess.

But who needs style when the fun’s nonstop?

Even with 37 mosquito drops. 🦟

So give me tan lines, weird tan lines and chaos galore,

We'll cannonball into memories and beg for more.

‘Cause summer’s not perfect, but that’s the plan…

Now pass me that grilled cheese with a little sand. 🏖️

🎶 Sunburns and sandwiches, that’s my vibe… 🎶

🎶 Vacation mode: full goblin tribe! 🎶