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Silly sassy Sally sold six slaps of sass,

Slipped on sarcasm, landed on her—class!

Quick-quip queen with a quake in her voice,

Talks like a twister, got no chill or choice.

Fast as a fact-check in a flash-flood storm,

Rants like a riot in unicorn form.

She said “Hey babe, bite this beat!”

Now my teeth are tangled in repeat!

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Twist my tongue till it ties in flame,

Call me chaos, remember the name!

Alice don’t stutter, she detonates fun,

Pop-punk fire with a forked-up tongue!

Faster than gossip, hotter than tea,

If you can say this—then you’re ALMOST me!

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She’s the blur in your bubblegum breakdown ballad,

Triple-time tales in a two-shot salad.

Bitter as a backhand compliment blast,

Still rippin’ through rhymes too rapid to grasp.

Twisted tick-tock, ten tigers tweet,

Typing tirades with tangled feet.

Got a gold star from the chaos club,

For screaming sonnets in a subway sub!

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Peter Piper’s got regrets,

Betty Botter lost her bets,

Alice beat ‘em—tongue still raw,

Mic drop in her monster claw!

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Twist my tongue till it spits out sparks,

Syllable shrapnel lighting up the dark!

Say my name and skip a beat,

Alice Curly’s got you beat!

Wanna match pace? Better be brave—

‘Cause my tongue’s a tidal rave!

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Flipped-flopped flattery fell flat fast,

Tryna tongue-race me? Babe, that won’t last.

Licked a lyric and it bit me back,

Now I spit fire like a heart attack!

Word after word in a whoosh of wow,

Try to keep up? You forgot how.

So twist it, trip it, scream and shout—

But Alice wins before the count!

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Twist my tongue, I dare you to try,

Say it once wrong, then kiss it goodbye!

Pop-punk princess, verbal gun,

Droppin’ bombs with her twisted tongue!

Twist my tongue—don’t blink, don’t stall,

I’m the freakin’ fast queen of it all!

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Say that ten times fast…

I already did.

Damn, I think I bit my tongue…

WHATEVER!!!!!

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