🌸 《贵妃胖胖才是美》介绍文案

话说上星期日贵妃大跳 Cha Cha，
结果好多人竟然说
“贵妃瘦了！”

This past Sunday, our Royal Consort danced a glorious Cha Cha, and everyone had the nerve to say
“Your Majesty, you look slimmer!”

这可把贵妃吓到差点当场跪地翻白眼！
贵妃的美学就是：胖胖才是美！圆圆才有贵气！😆✨

She nearly dropped to her royal knees in shock!
Because in the Imperial Beauty Code,
round equals radiant, and chubby equals charming. 😆✨

于是本宫立刻决定：
一星期七天、每日三餐、全力品尝新马美食！
一定要圆回来！一定要保持唐朝标准！😂😍

So Her Highness made an immediate royal decree:
Seven days a week, three meals a day
a full tour of Singapore–Malaysia food!
She must get her curves back.
She must maintain the Tang Dynasty Standard! 😂😍

这首歌就送给那些为了减肥而不敢吃的你：
敢敢吃！敢敢肥！越吃越开心！

This song is dedicated to YOU
the ones who want to eat but are scared of looking “fat”:
Eat boldly! Grow boldly!
The more you eat, the happier you get!

爱你的人，根本不会在乎你胖或瘦
因为你的快乐，比你的腰围更重要！
哈哈哈哈哈 😁❤️

Someone who truly loves you
never cares whether you’re thin or round—
Your happiness shines far brighter than your waistline.
Hahahahaha 😁❤️

#################################
歌词/ Lyrics
#################################

【Intro – 旁白 | Narration】

贵妃胖胖才是美
(For this Royal Consort, chubby is true beauty.)

【Verse 1】

上周跳 Cha Cha，听人说我瘦啦，
(Last week I danced Cha Cha, they said I’m getting smaller)

本宫当场懵啦，肉肉都去哪儿啦？
(Your Consort was shocked, where did my lovely curves wander?)

为何不给本宫留下，全靠你这节拍sia！
(Why didn’t they stay with me? Blame this dance beat, sia!)

Cha Cha 扭两步，肉都悄悄跑啦；
(Two little Cha Cha steps, poof, my chub ran far!)

奶茶喝三杯，肚子还扁着呢，
(Drank three cups of milk tea, yet my tummy stayed flat,)

荔枝吃十颗，脸都没圆呢；
(Ate ten juicy lychees, still no chubby cheeks back.)

瘦得太突然，本宫都吓傻啦，
(Slimming down too fast gave Your Consort a fright,)

贵妃胖胖才是美（贵妃胖胖才是美）
Chubby is beauty, yes, chubby shines bright! (Chubby shines bright!)

【Hook】

本宫天生丽质不减肥，
(Born gorgeous and royal, I don’t diet, no way,)

回眸一笑百碟飞。
(One glance from me, a hundred plates fly away.)

温泉水滑洗凝脂，
(Warm spring water glides, like jade on my skin,)

本宫丰肌玉骨天然肥。
(Soft curves and tender glow, beauty from within.)

谁说瘦才算绝代美？
(Who said skinny girls own the legendary grace?)

贵妃说：胖胖的最贵！
(This Consort says: chubby wins the royal race!)

敢敢吃，敢敢肥，
(Eat bravely, get chubby, don’t be afraid,)

唐朝标准：圆才对！
(Tang Dynasty standard ,roundness is slay!)

【Verse 2】

Kaya toast kopi 香气炸开，
(Kaya toast and kopi, fragrance fills the sky,)

海南鸡饭滑到心花怒开，
(Hainanese chicken rice, soft enough to make me cry,)

Hokkien Mee 嗦一口烟味飘来；
(One slurp of Hokkien Mee, smoky love arrives;)

水粿菜脯咸香笑得开怀，
(Chwee kueh with chai poh, salty joy multiplies,)

Laksa 椰辣辣到眉毛飞来，
(Laksa so spicy my eyebrows fly high,)

沙爹一串串烧得胃都喝彩；
(Satay sizzling on sticks, stomach cheers inside;)

Prata 翻得飞上天灵盖，
(Prata flipping up like it’s touching the sky,)

香蕉叶咖喱香到灵魂喝彩，
(Banana leaf curry makes even my soul sigh,)

鱼片汤一口“人生 reset 再来”；
(One sip of fish soup, life resets, revived;)

Nasi Lemak 鸡翅酥脆入怀，
(Nasi Lemak’s crispy wings, comfort amplified,)

Mee Soto 汤头暖得像被宠爱，
(Mee Soto warms my heart like being adored inside,)

Sambal 烧魔鬼鱼香气冲邻里来；
(Sambal stingray’s aroma reaches the whole roadside,)

鱼片米粉清爽洗掉尘埃，
(Fish bee hoon so fresh it washes troubles aside,)

Char Kway Teow 香到人群排开，
(Char Kway Teow so fragrant crowds form a line,)

Tze Char 咸蛋虾一上桌世界开派；
(Tze Char salted egg prawns, world turns divine,)

点心虾饺烧卖香气天外，
(Dim sum har gao, siu mai, scent rising to the sky,)

中午 Ramen 滚腾像去东京走来，
(Lunch ramen boiling hot, Tokyo says hi,)

晚餐 Chilli Crab 一钳夹出未来；
(Dinner chilli crab, one claw grabs the future bright,)

肉骨茶胡椒冲脑飞天海，
(Bak Kut Teh pepper rush, mind flying out of sight,)

Kway Chap 卤得入魂刚刚好精彩，
(Kway Chap stewed to the soul, perfect delight,)

白米粉清爽爽把全周收起来！
(White bee hoon so clean it resets my whole week right!)

【Hook】（重复同上）

【Verse 3】

本宫天生丽质难自弃，
(Your Consort is born gorgeous, can’t hide this beauty,)

旁人见我开吃全桌都生气。
(People watch me eat and gasp in disbelief,)

不是生气，是被美馋得着迷，
(Not real anger — they’re dazzled and hungry,)

“怎么吃成这样还如此美丽？”
(“How can she eat so much and still look this pretty?!”)

回眸一笑百媚齐，
(One glance back, a hundred charms appear,)

侍女看了食欲提。
(Even my maids get hungry when they are near.)

别人多吃怕长身体，
(Others fear weight when they eat too freely,)

贵妃却越吃越开心！
(But Your Consort eats more and gets happier truly!)

【Hook】（重复）

【Outro】

唐朝的美讲究分量，
(Tang Dynasty beauty celebrates presence and might,)

一口接一口才有气场。
(Every hearty bite builds an aura bright.)

本宫的身段不是胖，
(My figure is not “fat,” let’s get it right,)

是三千宠爱叠出的份量！
(It’s the weight of three thousand loves gathered tight!)