Baby you ain't gotta clue what i'm about to do
you can stay on high alert, or you can play it cool
ain't no stoppin' what's comin', i'm the prank GURU!
Today ain't yo day - cause you're my little April Fool

A bucket of water over the door
is just my own way of saying those three little words
a tub of butter spread all over the floor
is just my own way of reminding you that we fell in love

Saran wrap on the toilet seat, ain't it neat?
some frozen cereal for a breakfast treat
you shaved your face but it was with whipped cream
a plastic spider in your shoes makes you scream

Today ain't yo day cause you're my little April Fool
(Today ain't yo day cause you're my little April Fool)

Careful where you sit there might be a whoopee cushion
there's probably a prank everywhere you're lookin'
i got jokes for days and i got tricks for weeks
sorry but today's the day i'm clappin' them cheeks

Yeah, it's April fools and you're my little jester
it's all in fun, call it a humorous gesture
some call it "immature" they say i need to act older
don't listen to them just keep looking over your shoulder

Ain't no one gettin' hurt, it's just laughs and play
you can try to prank me back but there ain't no way
i'm a magician, baby, i see everything
now, how do you like the taste of silly string?

Baby you ain't gotta clue- what i'm about to do
you can stay on high alert, or you can play it cool
ain't no stoppin' what's comin' - i'm the prank GURU!
Today ain't yo day - cause you're my little April Fool

The doorbell rings but there's nobody there
that purple dye looks really good in your hair!
i thought about cutting the brakes in your car
but then i thought that might be a little too far

Happy April Fools day from AI magician