[Intro]
[Traditional Shamisen plays a fast, elegant melody...]
[Sudden Record Scratch]

[Mina - Guttural Scream]: URUSAAAAAI!! (SHUT UP!!)
[Hina - Sweet Voice]: Haisai! Mensore! (Hello! Welcome!)
[Both]: WE ARE KABUTO TWINS! DESU!

[Verse 1]
[Fast Rap Flow - Aggressive Bassline]

[Hina - Cute]:
Koko wa Okinawa, not Akihabara!
Generic Hero-kun, omae wa... (you are...)

[Mina - Growl]:
GOMI! TRASH!
You want a Harem? You want a date?
Chigau yo, baka, it is too late!

[Hina]:
My cosplay is cardboard, my soul is fire,
We burn the script, higher and higher!
Anima Mundi is vibrating yabai (dangerous),
Sayonara to your senpai!

[Chorus]
[Rave Funk Drop - Shamisen Shredding + Metal Guitars]
KABOOM-CHAN! (Explosion!)
WAGAHAI WA CHAOS!
NO THANK YOU FOREVER, HERO-SAN!

[Mina]: ORA ORA ORA!
KABOOM-CHAN! (Destruction!)
BROKEN ENGLISH IS MY GUN!
NANKURU NAISA? (It'll work out?)
NO! RUN, PIGGY, RUN!
FF-KABUTO-33! YOROSHIKU!

[Verse 2]
[Rhythm switches to "Konosuba" comedic march]

[Hina - Acting like Megumin]:
Waga na wa Hina! The Crimson Demon... kinda.
Look at my hat, it’s made of duct tape, nanda?

[Mina - Acting like Aqua, fake crying]:
Waaaah! Kazuma! Give me booze!

[Mina - Sudden Deep Voice]:
JUST KIDDING! YOU LOSE!
We are Yakuza Idols, fingers cut off,
Generic Plot Armor? (Cough, cough)
Shisa spirits bite your face,
We delete you from this database!

[Bridge]
[Atmospheric Breakdown. Shamisen + Heavy Breathing]

[Hina - Whispering, creepy]:
Darkness... blacker than black...
Darker than my coffee...

[Mina - Screaming]:
EXPLOSIOOOOON!!
[Sound effect: Massive 8-bit Bomb]

[Outro]
[Maximum Speed Gabber Beat]
KABUTO! (Twins!)
KABUTO! (Wins!)
ANIMA MUNDI GOES BOOM!
GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

[Sound of a slap]

[Hina]: Kimochi...
[Mina]: Baka.