Yooo, somebody hold me back!

She twerkin’ again, man — my brain can’t take this!

My neck said, “We done.” 😵‍💫

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Girl got that shake, now my head go burr

Neck do the Harlem, brain start to slur

Booty so loud, got me sayin’ “Sir…”

I ain’t droolin’, that’s my soul on the floor, for sure

She pop one cheek, my knees went weak

She double-time twerk and I can’t even speak

That wobble got torque, I forgot my name

I’m in aisle three screamin’, “This ain’t a game!”

She walk in slow, like a TikTok queen

Then BOOM — she drop it like a vending machine

I short-circuited, eyes go wide

GPS said, “Turn around or die”

Brain went skrrt, then head went brr

Dropped my fries, spilled my Slurrr

Doctors lookin’ like, “What happened here?”

I said, “She clapped it once and I disappeared”

Girl got that shake, now my head go burr

Whole squad froze like a Windows error

She did a split and I grew a beard

Somebody baptize me — that thang too fierce

She clap one cheek, then the other say "Hi"

Now I speak fluent booty and I don’t know why

Twerk so strong, made my taxes file

She bounce like that and I blacked out with style

She did a lil' jiggle, I saw stars align

NASA called up, said “We found a new sign”

My brain doin’ laps like a hamster wheel

Now I moonwalk cryin’ like, “Is this real?”

She twirlin’ that thang like a Beyblade champ

Made my knees knock like a haunted lamp

I tried to stay calm, tried to be mature

But my whole soul screamed “BRRRRRRRR!” for sure

I used to have thoughts, I used to be smart

Now I eat cereal out a shopping cart

She backed it up once and rewired my dreams

I drool like a faucet when she hits them beams

Girl got that shake, now my head go burr

Speech bubble popped, now I only purr

She back that cake like a bakery tour

I’m stuck in a loop, hit replay for sure

She clap one cheek, then the world go black

She clap both cheeks, had a heart attack

Paramedics came, said “Sir, what’s the cause?”

I said, “That booty just broke all my laws”

Burr… burr… burr…

💥💀