​[Verse 1]
I’ma dent the door, baby
Rip the bumper off
I’ll collide with you
In the parking lot
But one thing I won’t do
Is fix up this total wreck
A total wreck
A total wreck
A total wreck
A total wreck

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​[Chorus]
Please stop asking me to fix up this total wreck
Baby, I’m towed in for the party downtown
Baby, insurance claims are my favorite habit
See a fender and I grab it
’Cause all I want to do is park here with you
As a total wreck
In this very rusty metal total wreck
(Mmm, the way this axle)
Greasing my hands, stalling me, holding me
I’m feeling the exhaust, it’s a lot
But I’m not leaving this impound lot
I won’t stop until the engine’s shot!

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​[Bridge]
"Is that the transmission?"
"Don't worry about it..."

​[Outro]
I’ma dent the door, baby (Baby!)
Rip the bumper off
I’ll collide with you
In the parking lot
But one thing I won’t do
Is fix up this total wreck
A total wreck
A total wreck
A total wreck
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Stop asking, stop asking
Stop asking me to fix up this total wreck
Stop asking, I won’t do it, I won’t do it
Stop asking me to fix up this total wreck
I won’t do it, I won’t do it!
A total wreck
A total wreck!