no i don't want to sit on your lap

it's kinda weird when you watch me take a nap

no i don't need you to stuff my stocking

coming down the chimney? - have you heard of knocking?

no i don't want to hear you "ho ho ho"

just leave me alone, lemme play in the snow

no i don't want my name on your list

and mistletoe won't make me give you a kiss

santa what the hell is wrong with you

it really ain't normal, the things that you do

i didn't ask for presents

under the tree

i didn't want your presence

but you're still here with me

santa what the hell is wrong with you

no i don't want a reindeer on my roof

if you think that's normal, then you're a goof

no i don't want your picture at the mall

i got a phone if i wanted one at all

no, santa, no, santa, no...

just go, santa, go, santa, go...

away

you sneak around at night when i'm sleepin'

you think you're in the right, but you're creepin'

Santa what the hell is wrong with you

it really ain't normal, the things that you do

i didn't ask for presents

under the tree

i didn't want your presence

but you're still here with me

santa what the hell is wrong with you

no i don't need you to stuff my stocking

coming down the chimney? - have you heard of knocking?