no i don't want to sit on your lap
it's kinda weird when you watch me take a nap
no i don't need you to stuff my stocking
coming down the chimney? - have you heard of knocking?

no i don't want to hear you "ho ho ho"
just leave me alone, lemme play in the snow
no i don't want my name on your list
and mistletoe won't make me give you a kiss

santa what the hell is wrong with you
it really ain't normal, the things that you do
i didn't ask for presents
under the tree
i didn't want your presence
but you're still here with me
santa what the hell is wrong with you

no i don't want a reindeer on my roof
if you think that's normal, then you're a goof
no i don't want your picture at the mall
i got a phone if i wanted one at all

no, santa, no, santa, no...
just go, santa, go, santa, go...
away

you sneak around at night when i'm sleepin'
you think you're in the right, but you're creepin'

Santa what the hell is wrong with you
it really ain't normal, the things that you do
i didn't ask for presents
under the tree
i didn't want your presence
but you're still here with me
santa what the hell is wrong with you

no i don't need you to stuff my stocking
coming down the chimney? - have you heard of knocking?