🎵 “Lord, Throw Some Brains From Heaven” 🎵

Verse 1

I walked downtown on a sunny day

Saw three grown people fighting over mayonnaise

One guy barked loudly at a parking sign

I said, “Lord have mercy, these folks ain’t fine!”

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

People gone crazy twenty-four seven

Lord, send wisdom down like rain

Before we all go insane 🎶

Verse 2

A lady screamed at her microwave

‘Cause her soup wasn’t hot in twenty seconds flat

A man took selfies in the middle of the street

Then got surprised by a bicycle seat

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

People gone crazy twenty-four seven

Lord, help this human race

We’ve lost our common sense 🎶

Verse 3

My neighbor talks to his toaster all day

And swears the pigeons are part CIA

Another dude wore swimming trunks in snow

Said, “Winter is a mindset, bro!”

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

We need a miracle by eleven

Lord, ring the warning bell

This world is weird as hell 🎶

Verse 4

Somebody glued their hand to a chair

Just because the internet was there

A grandma raced a shopping cart downhill

I still hear screaming from that hill

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

This madness feels like Armageddon

Lord, send us common sense tonight

Before somebody rides a goat to fight 🎶

Verse 5

A man yelled loudly at the moon

‘Cause his pizza didn’t arrive till noon

Another girl tried ironing her jeans

While still wearing them — by all means!

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

Humanity needs intervention

Lord, help us understand

Why chaos rules the land 🎶

Verse 6

A preacher danced on roller skates

Straight into seven wedding cakes

The choir kept singing through the smoke

Even Jesus nearly choked

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

People acting wild and reckless

Lord, save our little town

Before the circus burns us down 🎶

Verse 7

A man put gasoline in his shoes

Said, “I just wanna feel the groove!”

One lady tried to charge her spoon

With a phone cable in her living room

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

Folks got problems beyond question

Lord, we beg and plead

Send extra brains with speed 🎶

Verse 8

The barber shaved one eyebrow off

Then blamed it on a sudden cough

A DJ played kazoo all night

Now half the city lost its mind

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

This ride is rougher than expected

Lord, hear our gospel cry

Help these fools survive 🎶

Verse 9

I saw two men debate for hours

If fish can secretly use computers

One guy tried to microwave tea

Still don’t know how that happened exactly

Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

We’re descending fast, not rising

Lord, send help right now

And maybe teach us how 🎶

Verse 10

So if the world keeps getting stranger

And every fool becomes a danger

Just clap your hands and sing along

Maybe laughter keeps us strong

Final Chorus

🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven

People gone crazy twenty-four seven

Lord, shine wisdom from above

And save us with some common love 🎶

🎺👏 HALLELUJAH… AND SOMEBODY HIDE THE MICROWAVE! 😂