🎵 “Lord, Throw Some Brains From Heaven” 🎵
Verse 1
I walked downtown on a sunny day
Saw three grown people fighting over mayonnaise
One guy barked loudly at a parking sign
I said, “Lord have mercy, these folks ain’t fine!”
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
People gone crazy twenty-four seven
Lord, send wisdom down like rain
Before we all go insane 🎶
Verse 2
A lady screamed at her microwave
‘Cause her soup wasn’t hot in twenty seconds flat
A man took selfies in the middle of the street
Then got surprised by a bicycle seat
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
People gone crazy twenty-four seven
Lord, help this human race
We’ve lost our common sense 🎶
Verse 3
My neighbor talks to his toaster all day
And swears the pigeons are part CIA
Another dude wore swimming trunks in snow
Said, “Winter is a mindset, bro!”
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
We need a miracle by eleven
Lord, ring the warning bell
This world is weird as hell 🎶
Verse 4
Somebody glued their hand to a chair
Just because the internet was there
A grandma raced a shopping cart downhill
I still hear screaming from that hill
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
This madness feels like Armageddon
Lord, send us common sense tonight
Before somebody rides a goat to fight 🎶
Verse 5
A man yelled loudly at the moon
‘Cause his pizza didn’t arrive till noon
Another girl tried ironing her jeans
While still wearing them — by all means!
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
Humanity needs intervention
Lord, help us understand
Why chaos rules the land 🎶
Verse 6
A preacher danced on roller skates
Straight into seven wedding cakes
The choir kept singing through the smoke
Even Jesus nearly choked
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
People acting wild and reckless
Lord, save our little town
Before the circus burns us down 🎶
Verse 7
A man put gasoline in his shoes
Said, “I just wanna feel the groove!”
One lady tried to charge her spoon
With a phone cable in her living room
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
Folks got problems beyond question
Lord, we beg and plead
Send extra brains with speed 🎶
Verse 8
The barber shaved one eyebrow off
Then blamed it on a sudden cough
A DJ played kazoo all night
Now half the city lost its mind
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
This ride is rougher than expected
Lord, hear our gospel cry
Help these fools survive 🎶
Verse 9
I saw two men debate for hours
If fish can secretly use computers
One guy tried to microwave tea
Still don’t know how that happened exactly
Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
We’re descending fast, not rising
Lord, send help right now
And maybe teach us how 🎶
Verse 10
So if the world keeps getting stranger
And every fool becomes a danger
Just clap your hands and sing along
Maybe laughter keeps us strong
Final Chorus
🎶 Lord, throw some brains from heaven
People gone crazy twenty-four seven
Lord, shine wisdom from above
And save us with some common love 🎶
🎺👏 HALLELUJAH… AND SOMEBODY HIDE THE MICROWAVE! 😂