[Verse]
Oh no! ("The jibberish is coming!!!!")
and the jibberish is whispering to you
Oh no! ("The jibberish is coming!!!!")
And the jibberish is whimpering to you
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[verse]
It's time for a little history one oh two
got tickets to the front row at your debut
I wear the pants but- you're still a smartie
your lookin tipsy- sippin from the boston- TEA party!?!
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[Verse]
Oh no! ("The jibberish is coming!!!!")
and the jibberish is whispering to you
Oh no! ("The jibberish is coming!!!!")
And the jibberish is whimpering to you
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[Verse]
call me paul revere - you can watch me ride
i aint scared of shit - i dont need to hide
i'll show you a sound heard around the world
just like my rendition of good-bye- Earl
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[verse]
It's time for a little history one oh two
got tickets to the front row at your debut
I wear the pants but- you're still a smartie
your lookin tipsy- sippin from the boston- TEA party!?!
[instrumental]

[Verse]
Oh no! ("The jibberish is coming!!!!")
and the jibberish is whispering to you
Oh no! ("The jibberish is coming!!!!")
And the jibberish is whimpering to you
[instrumental]

[Verse]
Look up in the tower
how many lanterns do you see?
what the hell does it mean-
when there ain't one or two but- three?!?
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[Verse]
(la di da di da)
Look up in the tower!-
how many lanterns do you see?
what the hell does it mean-
when there ain't one or two but- uh THREE?!?!
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three!!!

[verse]
I know that you think your often smarter
but i'll throw that tea into the boston harbor
cause i don't need no drama or taxation
that shit causes me way too much frustration

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[Verse]
Let's watch a magic show or play with your puppets
we can have a little chat over tea and-crumpets
or i can bake you a cake from scratch- i'm inspired
oh fuck - these ingredients are old and expired (ew!)
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