If you’ve a moment for a stranger
This stranger’d love to know your name
Golly! One gander at that smile
Got me giddy, doggone riled and insane!

If you’d please excuse my constitution
Your beauty is one words won’t allow
To describe with English adequately
By Jove! You’ve addled me somehow!

[dissonant music break]


If you’ve a moment for a stranger
This stranger’d love to know your name
Golly! One gander at that smile
Got me giddy, doggone riled and insane!





Allow me, please, to escort you
You wouldn’t want a run in with a scoundrel
This gentleman won’t take no for an answer
My dear, don’t make me take the mask off

[gang vocals]
If you’ve a moment for a stranger
This stranger’d love to know your name
Golly! One gander at that smile
Got me giddy, doggone riled and insane!
Got me giddy, doggone riled,
and insane.
[locked groove]