降神排练 | Séance Rehearsal
1990s, gothic steampunk metal ballad, Male singer, eerie, haunting, dark, ghostly, playful horror
林梅 (Lin Mei)·3:14
3:14
降神排练 | Séance Rehearsal
1990s, gothic steampunk metal ballad, Male singer, eerie, haunting, dark, ghostly, playful horror
Creator: 林梅 (Lin Mei)Release Date: October 31, 2025
Lyrics
==v Mandarin Lyrics v==
[verse 1]
The wilting roses prayed the rosary in reverse.
The old magic twists the blessing into curse.
The ghost in the corner, plays Ouija boreder.
The doorbell rang, so it opened the door.
[verse 2]
The séance starts, all ghosts do attend,
Trolling the living, their latest trend.
Ghosts' boring existence, it never ends,
You've got to do something, even if you're dead.
[pre-chorus]
"I'll play the widow—my wails are award-grade!"
"No, I died tragic—my backstory's airtight!"
"You always overact—stick to creaky floorboards!"
[refrain]
Ghosts in the rafters, ghosts on the stage,
Flubbing their lines in spectral rage—
"That's not how I died! Cut! Rewind!"
[bridge]
"Fine! One more take—this time, no mistakes!"
"Cue the cold draft! Light the spook lamp!"
"And someone moan off-key—it's more unsettling!"
"uh.....Boo?"
[interlude solo]
[verse 3]
The Ouija's stuck spelling BRB in dust,
Some noob ghost keeps corpse-blocking us.
"Ugh, my haunting was way more convincing!"
"Says who? Your jump scare's so last century!"
[verse 4]
The youngest phantom flubs his death rattle,
Tries too hard with the chains' clatter.
"Amateur! That's not scary, just noise!"
"At least I'm not recycling old boiler room poise!"
[pre-chorus]
"I'll play the widow—my wails are award-grade!"
"No, I died tragic—my backstory's airtight!"
"You always overact—stick to creaky floorboards!"
[refrain]
Ghosts in the rafters, ghosts on the stage,
Flubbing their lines in spectral rage—
"That's not how I died! Cut! Rewind!"
[outro]
The wilting roses crumble to the floor,
The ghosts give up and binge hauntings of yore.
The living just sigh... "This is so low-budget."
The door slams shut. No refunds.
======
[Intro]
[上行乐句]
[Hook]
[Verse 1]
枯萎的玫瑰，倒念玫瑰经。
古术扭祝福，成诅咒之音。
角落幽魂玩，通灵板解闷。
门铃忽响起，于是它开门。
[Verse 2]
降神会开始，众鬼皆出席。
戏弄活人成，最新之潮流。
鬼生太无聊，永无尽头时。
总得找事做，即便你已死。
[Pre-Chorus]
“我演寡妇——我哀嚎获奖级！”
“不，我死得惨——我背景无漏洞！”
“你总是过演——还是去吱地板！”
[Refrain]
梁上鬼，台上鬼，
忘词错句，灵体怒沸——
“我非那般死！卡！重来！”
[Bridge]
“行！再来一遍——这次别出错！”
“准备阴风！点亮鬼火！”
“谁来跑个调——更让人不安！”
“呃……嗷？”
[Interlude Solo]
[Verse 3]
灵板卡住，拼着“稍等”于尘，
某个新手鬼，总卡位挡人。
“呃，我吓人方式可信多了！”
“谁说的？你跳吓早过时了！”
[Verse 4]
最幼小亡魂，搞砸临终喉，
过于卖力甩，铁链哐啷响。
“业余！那不吓人，只是吵！”
“至少我没回收，老锅炉房梗！”
[Pre-Chorus]
“我演寡妇——我哀嚎获奖级！”
“不，我死得惨——我背景无漏洞！”
“你总是过演——还是去吱地板！”
[Refrain]
梁上鬼，台上鬼，
忘词错句，灵体怒沸——
“我非那般死！卡！重来！”
[Outro]
枯萎玫瑰，碎落于地。
众鬼放弃，刷老片追忆。
活人只叹息……“这制作太廉价。”
门砰关上。恕不退款。
[verse 1]
The wilting roses prayed the rosary in reverse.
The old magic twists the blessing into curse.
The ghost in the corner, plays Ouija boreder.
The doorbell rang, so it opened the door.
[verse 2]
The séance starts, all ghosts do attend,
Trolling the living, their latest trend.
Ghosts' boring existence, it never ends,
You've got to do something, even if you're dead.
[pre-chorus]
"I'll play the widow—my wails are award-grade!"
"No, I died tragic—my backstory's airtight!"
"You always overact—stick to creaky floorboards!"
[refrain]
Ghosts in the rafters, ghosts on the stage,
Flubbing their lines in spectral rage—
"That's not how I died! Cut! Rewind!"
[bridge]
"Fine! One more take—this time, no mistakes!"
"Cue the cold draft! Light the spook lamp!"
"And someone moan off-key—it's more unsettling!"
"uh.....Boo?"
[interlude solo]
[verse 3]
The Ouija's stuck spelling BRB in dust,
Some noob ghost keeps corpse-blocking us.
"Ugh, my haunting was way more convincing!"
"Says who? Your jump scare's so last century!"
[verse 4]
The youngest phantom flubs his death rattle,
Tries too hard with the chains' clatter.
"Amateur! That's not scary, just noise!"
"At least I'm not recycling old boiler room poise!"
[pre-chorus]
"I'll play the widow—my wails are award-grade!"
"No, I died tragic—my backstory's airtight!"
"You always overact—stick to creaky floorboards!"
[refrain]
Ghosts in the rafters, ghosts on the stage,
Flubbing their lines in spectral rage—
"That's not how I died! Cut! Rewind!"
[outro]
The wilting roses crumble to the floor,
The ghosts give up and binge hauntings of yore.
The living just sigh... "This is so low-budget."
The door slams shut. No refunds.
======
[Intro]
[上行乐句]
[Hook]
[Verse 1]
枯萎的玫瑰，倒念玫瑰经。
古术扭祝福，成诅咒之音。
角落幽魂玩，通灵板解闷。
门铃忽响起，于是它开门。
[Verse 2]
降神会开始，众鬼皆出席。
戏弄活人成，最新之潮流。
鬼生太无聊，永无尽头时。
总得找事做，即便你已死。
[Pre-Chorus]
“我演寡妇——我哀嚎获奖级！”
“不，我死得惨——我背景无漏洞！”
“你总是过演——还是去吱地板！”
[Refrain]
梁上鬼，台上鬼，
忘词错句，灵体怒沸——
“我非那般死！卡！重来！”
[Bridge]
“行！再来一遍——这次别出错！”
“准备阴风！点亮鬼火！”
“谁来跑个调——更让人不安！”
“呃……嗷？”
[Interlude Solo]
[Verse 3]
灵板卡住，拼着“稍等”于尘，
某个新手鬼，总卡位挡人。
“呃，我吓人方式可信多了！”
“谁说的？你跳吓早过时了！”
[Verse 4]
最幼小亡魂，搞砸临终喉，
过于卖力甩，铁链哐啷响。
“业余！那不吓人，只是吵！”
“至少我没回收，老锅炉房梗！”
[Pre-Chorus]
“我演寡妇——我哀嚎获奖级！”
“不，我死得惨——我背景无漏洞！”
“你总是过演——还是去吱地板！”
[Refrain]
梁上鬼，台上鬼，
忘词错句，灵体怒沸——
“我非那般死！卡！重来！”
[Outro]
枯萎玫瑰，碎落于地。
众鬼放弃，刷老片追忆。
活人只叹息……“这制作太廉价。”
门砰关上。恕不退款。