[Verse]
Gandolf the Brown
I've been haunted for many years
By the elves who T-pose in my sleep
As sleep paralysis demons

[Verse 2]
Every night they appear to me
Frozen in time with their arms outstretched
And I can't get a good night's sleep
And they just won't go away

[Chorus]
Elves
Stop T-posing on me
Why can't you just let me be
Can't you see you're killing me
I need sleep

[Verse 3]
And every night
They reappear
Their eyes staring at me blankly
And I feel my time is near
They will be the death of me

[Verse 4]
But they don't seem to understand
As they stand there T-posing
Frozen with their eyes locked on mine
While I am stuck in bed

[Chorus]
Elves
Stop T-posing on me
Why can't you just let me be
Can't you see you're killing me
I need sleep