We tripped on the rug it wasn't even raised

Fell into the couch like a slapstick craze

Laughter erupted as we hit the floor

Sisters of chaos always wanting more

Oh we stumble and fall like it's part of the plan

Clumsy and proud hand in hand

Knocking over vases like domino games

We're the queens of calamity wearing no shame

Dropped the groceries down in aisle three

Bananas flying like a comedy spree

Shoes untied dancing down the street

Two walking disasters but life's still sweet

Oh we stumble and fall like it's part of the plan

Clumsy and proud hand in hand

Knocking over vases like domino games

We're the queens of calamity wearing no shame

We trip through life but we never slow down

Each tumble and laugh wears a royal crown

Scraped knees and bruises tell our tale

Sisters together we always prevail

Oh we stumble and fall like it's part of the plan

Clumsy and proud hand in hand

Knocking over vases like domino games

We're the queens of calamity wearing no shame