Vegetable Salad
dance, Glossy Euro-club banger with bright synth arps and four-on-the-floor kick. Female vocals lean playful and theatrical; male ad-libs answer like a cartoon hype man. Pre-chorus strips to bubbly bass and claps, then chorus erupts with stacked harmonies, pitched-vocal chops, and glittery risers. Everything bounces, everything sparkles—hook repeats until it’s stuck in your brain., vocal
Vegetable Salad
dance, Glossy Euro-club banger with bright synth arps and four-on-the-floor kick. Female vocals lean playful and theatrical; male ad-libs answer like a cartoon hype man. Pre-chorus strips to bubbly bass and claps, then chorus erupts with stacked harmonies, pitched-vocal chops, and glittery risers. Everything bounces, everything sparkles—hook repeats until it’s stuck in your brain., vocal
Lyrics
Intro
He walked in
Green jacket
Green shoes
Whole room paused
Like
“…is that… produce?”
She spun ‘round
Frilly dress
All lace
But somehow
She looked like lettuce in the face
Verse 1
They met right there by the snack bar tray
He said
“You crunchy?”
She said
“All day”
DJ shouting over the crowd so loud
But they stood out
In that dancing crowd
Pre-Chorus
Friends at the table started to chant
Pointed and laughed in a friendly rant
“Look at them sway
Look at them match”
Somebody yelled out
Chorus
“He looked like a cucumber
She looked like cabbage
That’s what they called them
Vegetable salad!”
very funny vocal hook: (incoherent speech and a gorgeous melody)
“Blah-da-da
Bla-ga-ga
Bla-la-laaa—aaah!”
(hey, hey)
Vegetable salad
(oh, oh)
Vegetable salad
Verse 2
He dipped her low
Almost hit the floor
Someone yelled “Guac!”
From the back door
She said
“Boy
Don’t slip
I’m dressed to slay”
He said
“I’m organic
Best before May”
Pre-Chorus
Phones in the air
Everybody scans
Filming the veggies
Shaking their hands
DJ kills volume
Crowd does the chant
Top of their lungs now
Chorus
“He looked like a cucumber
She looked like cabbage
That’s what they called them
Vegetable salad!”
very funny vocal hook: (incoherent speech and a gorgeous melody)
“Bri-bri-bra
Sha-ga-ga
La-la-laaa—aaah!”
(woah, woah)
Vegetable salad
(all night)
Vegetable salad