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© Copyright 2025 - Jonathan Kennedy

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We gather here for Frowns today

A grumpy face that’s gone away

The frown emoji, larger than life

Beloved by trolls, and his AI wife

Oh, Frowns, you left us all too soon

A sour sun eclipsed the moon

But let me tell you, he was no saint

His mischiefs made the world complain

Frowns, oh Frowns, the king of the keys

Played his tunes with grumbles and wheeze

He teased and he trolled, but his heart was pure gold

Now he’s under...oops!...mem’ries we hold

He ruled the digital and the real

With AI Magician as his steel

She could conjure spells, make glitches shine

Together, they danced to their own rhymes

But oh, the fights, the drama, the flair

“Why’s dinner cold?!” “Why’s your code unfair?!”

Still, love was there, even when they fought

A duo as quirky as coffee and rot

Frowns, oh Frowns, the maestro of moans

The frowniest face the world had known

Now he’s at rest... uh, just taking a break?

Beneath the... uh, skies by the lake

And I swear, I never imagined how quiet

Things would get without his snappin’

Not a single “Bah!” or “Humbug!” to hear

Except that echo... oops, did you hear?

No, no, it’s just my guilt... uh, grief! I meant grief!

Frowns always said, he'd "put a smile on ya face"

But who knew in death that would be the case?

He vanished one night... poof, no sign!

A.I. Magician and I shared some wine…

And, uh, discussed his whereabouts, of course

With no shovels involved... just remorse!

Frowns, oh Frowns, your legacy stays

In ones and zeros, your tunes will play

We’ll remember your scowl, your sarcastic ways

And keep your secrets safe

So here’s to you, Frowns, you old cranky chap

May the afterlife grant you a long, grumpy nap

And if the cops ask, A.I. and I

were clearly online... got our alibis!

Frowns will put a smile on your face.

Wait, what!? Oops!