Gaia’s Green
Pop Rock / Stoner Anthem Ad-Lib Pack (Scatter Through Track) [“Beam me up, bong lord!” 👽💨] [“NASA can’t stop this!” 🚀] [“Sticky icky intergalactic!” 🌌] [“Best weed in the universe!” 👽✨] [Big crowd chant: “Gaia’s Green! Gaia’s Green!”]
Gaia’s Green
Pop Rock / Stoner Anthem Ad-Lib Pack (Scatter Through Track) [“Beam me up, bong lord!” 👽💨] [“NASA can’t stop this!” 🚀] [“Sticky icky intergalactic!” 🌌] [“Best weed in the universe!” 👽✨] [Big crowd chant: “Gaia’s Green! Gaia’s Green!”]
Lyrics
“We came from stars so far away…
For the green that makes the cosmos sway…”
Alien ship touched down last night,
Purple lights cut through the sky so bright.
They didn’t want gold, didn’t want no fame,
They said, “Where’s the weed? Gaia’s got the flame.”
They crossed the galaxy just to blaze,
Trading tech for a couple J’s.
Forget the crops on Saturn’s moons,
They need Earth’s buds by this afternoon.
Aliens came for the ganja!
They know Gaia grows the best.
Not for money, not for drama,
Just that sticky cosmic zest.
Light it up, smoke with ET,
Pass the blunt to infinity—
‘Cause Gaia’s green is destiny.
NASA tried to chase them off the lawn,
But they sparked a blunt before they were gone.
Beamed a bong straight up to the sky,
Even astronauts got red in the eyes.
They laughed, they coughed, said “Earth is king,
No other planet’s got this thing.”
From Andromeda to Alpha Centauri,
It’s Gaia’s stash that tells the story.
Aliens came for the ganja!
They know Gaia grows the best.
Not for power, not for karma,
Just that sticky cosmic zest.
Roll it fat, smoke in 3D,
Pass the pipe to infinity—
‘Cause Gaia’s green is destiny.
Bridge – Funky Breakdown
Heavy guitar riff + big clap groove
“Take me to your dealer!” ( voice sample)
“Beam up the dispensary!”
Blunts orbit ‘round the moon,
They’ll be high till next June.
Aliens came for the ganja!
Gaia’s blessing, Gaia’s test.
From the void to marijuana,
This planet smokes the rest.
Light it up, ET’s family,
Pass the roach through galaxies—
‘Cause Gaia’s green is destiny!
“Best. Weed. Ever.”